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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show. A show is like a TV set, P.S. your mom's a ho!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  2. Let's change that attitude from coelacanth to coelaWILLth!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  3. “A walk’s as good as a hit.” -Albert Camus

    By Schnickpot,
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  4. I stand upon my father’s shoulders, and stare at mom’s big boulder holders.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  5. I showed my uncle how to follow the Grateful Dead on Twitter and he openly wept for all the years lost.

    By Toast Bologn,
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  6. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  7. Liar Liar Pants Umpire! Pants Umpire? What's a Pants Umpire?

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  8. Tinkle winkle. Spittle piddle. Why’s your penis inside my McGriddle?

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  9. Old people are like buttholes. Give me the gun.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  10. Haters Gonna Hate. Masters Gonna Bate. Eatin' aint cheatin' and the Devil can wait

    By Sweet Pete Brown,
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  11. I've got a wicked case of MesofeelMeOma and if you play your cards right you may just be entitled to erectile compensation

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  12. If I wanted to listen to horseshit I’d be in the stable out back with a stethoscope and a notepad.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Scotty McThotty, what a Thicc Booty Hotty.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  14. If condoms are one size fits ALL, why do they sell different sizes?

    By New shoes old socks,
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  15. Famous Amos had a heinous anus But if he was a we, could you really blame us?

    By Horrible Beaut,
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  16. I kissy my sissy and commit incissy. That's offensive slang for "incest".

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. Dont tell me how to tell you what to tell people, you tattle tale. I'll tell you once and only once, then release a tell all novel of me telling you not to tell me how to tell you to tell people things.

    By FrozenJelloBasement,
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  18. Fortnite. Call of Duty. Hey doc' I'd really appreciate some focus while your inside my booty.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  19. I’ll chowder your gumbo if you consommé my bisque.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Incest is a quest best left to test after a good night's rest.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  21. Can I get 2 weeks in a row? Absolutely not.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  22. When I’m in funds, I mess my unds.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Shall we ever escape the perpetual immediateness of eternity?

    By MaxuPichu,
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  24. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Finger-bang an orangutan while you're at the zoo!

    By MaxuPichu,
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  25. For drooling dudes who love poop food, the pie a la mode is fresh from the commode and soup du jour is made with manure

    By MaxuPichu,
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