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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As far as I'm concerned, Satan is the original immigrant.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 287 views

  2. My artificial intelligence therapist stole my identity and purchased a human skin for $500 on the dark web.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 253 views

  3. A penis, or a bumpy scar where the penis used to be before a horrible accident. It's all the same in the dark.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 239 views

  4. Here’s to nights you won’t remember with friends you won’t remember cuz you have Alzheimer’s, Scott.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  5. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Rodney Waber still can’t properly pronounce the word publicity.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  6. I like my women like I like my coffee. Bitter, dark, and giving me explosive diarrhea.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 262 views

  7. Your ass is grass. My ass is dirt. Let’s put them together and make a tree.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I do hope you recycle it properly.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  9. I'm ordering lunch, who wants to party?

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  10. Naughty naughty, you missed the potty.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 260 views

  11. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 286 views

  12. If you’re down to clown go get my Burger King crown.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. No beach ban can stop the Sun Block Clan. Hand-in-hand they'll steal your tan.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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  14. Live and let die, bread and let fry. Cook time: 8 years.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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  15. Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!

    By Schnickpot,
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  16. My crappy pappy got a slappy. He took a nappy. Now he's happy.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. Bitter? I barely know her! Oh, sorry, No, I don't make cocktails; I just wear denim aprons.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  18. I can Mashed Potato; I can do the Twist. Now tell me baby: can I dance your son’s bris?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Waiter! I asked for piss and this is LEMONADE!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but jet fuel can't melt steel beams

    By DjangoRechained,
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  21. For my money, there is no better thrill than the one you get when saying, "For my money."

    By LARDdischarge,
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  22. One man's ass is another man's treasure

    By DjangoRechained,
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  23. Hotty totty she makes me feel naughty. Maybe some day I'll go back and teach her to talkie and walkie. 

    By RoofioRick,
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  24. She sells sheep bells by the shear store. Shhh don't tell but those sheep bells she sells are nothing more then cheap shells, of that I'm sure.

    By RoofioRick,
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  25. It'll cost you tree fiddy for me to free dees tiddies.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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