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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. America’s Podcast™️ comin’ at you hard and fast!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. The best things in life are fat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. My Pig’s In A Blanket, So I Guess It’s Time To Yank It!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  4. To be fair, is it such a crime to love my own legs?

    By Labis, The Sad Prince,   
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  5. New Catch Phrase Submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  6. New Catch Phrase Submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  7. I knew you had a well-hung dong, but this video doorbell is something else!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Light sabers save labor, but my blaster is faster.

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  9. Let’s get titular on this business!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. My Aunt & Uncle Artic All Call Me So Sweet I'd Melt In The Rain

    By Granken,
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  11. Catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  12. Dark thoughts / They never get better / The longer you're living / The darker they get / Someday I'll get a lobotomy / My loved ones keep telling me / Don't do it yet.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. You make 100% of the shots you don’t miss.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. “Here’s a pro-tip for you,” said the male prostitute.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. Don’t question the mystery fish, just picture shrimp on a pillow of grits, close your eyes, lick your lips

    By DjangoRechained,
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  16. Don’t dock it ‘til you’ve dried it, don’t gawk until you’ve eyed it, and don’t knock it ‘til you’ve rung the doorbell at least two times.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Early to bed and early to rise—could you turn off that damn alarm clock, Grandma?!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. A wistful wish to a distrusting witch: / Wilt thou whisk the bubbling trouble / A bit quicker whilst I wait timidly?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. It’s all part of God’s plan until he gets punched in the mouth.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Who’s gonna firefight the firefighters?

    By allenpwilliams,
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  21. My boyfriends back and you’re gonna be in trouble. Not because he’s back, and this is always difficult for a doctor to have to tell someone but, you have terminal diarrhea. Oh there’s my boyfriend! Hi babeeeeee!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such a well-hung dong.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Ebenezer Scroogie throws a mean curveball.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Ask not for whom the Cheetos; it ‘tos for thee.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and pain is in the hand of the bee holder.

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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