New Catchphrase Suggestions

48976 topics in this forum

1. If two is company and three is a crowd, that explains why this orgy is way too loud.

   By O’DoyleRules!, February 15, 2020
   • 0 replies
   • 265 views
   • 
   • O’DoyleRules!
   • February 15, 2020

2. Why should I have to "put another dime in the jukebox, baby" if I pay for Spotify?

   By steely dan aykroyd, February 15, 2020
   • 0 replies
   • 191 views
   • 
   • steely dan aykroyd
   • February 15, 2020

3. New catchphrase submission

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 15, 2020
   • 0 replies
   • 274 views
   • 
   • Andy Daly's Third Cousin
   • February 15, 2020

4. New catchphrase submission

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 15, 2020
   • 0 replies
   • 277 views
   • 
   • Andy Daly's Third Cousin
   • February 15, 2020

5. New catchphrase submission

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 15, 2020
   • 0 replies
   • 239 views
   • 
   • Andy Daly's Third Cousin
   • February 15, 2020

6. New catchphrase submission

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 15, 2020
   • 0 replies
   • 289 views
   • 
   • Andy Daly's Third Cousin
   • February 15, 2020

7. Catchphrase submission

   By Quinoa Luigi, February 15, 2020
   • 0 replies
   • 211 views
   • 
   • Quinoa Luigi
   • February 15, 2020

8. In bed I lie and sigh and cry, thinking “why, God, why did Lady Di die?

   By O’DoyleRules!, February 15, 2020
   • 0 replies
   • 251 views
   • 
   • O’DoyleRules!
   • February 15, 2020

9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. “You’re doing it wrong,” says my proctologist.

   By O’DoyleRules!, February 15, 2020   

   • notasuppository
   • 0 replies
   • 266 views
   • 
   • O’DoyleRules!
   • February 15, 2020

10. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 15, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 256 views
    • 
    • Andy Daly's Third Cousin
    • February 15, 2020

11. Hey welcome to comedy bang bang your insiders guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz. What up What up hotdog?

    By RickToTheE, February 17, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 192 views
    • 
    • RickToTheE
    • February 17, 2020

12. Hey welcome to comedy bang bang i think this catchphrase is gonna stick...

    By RickToTheE, February 17, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 172 views
    • 
    • RickToTheE
    • February 17, 2020

13. Apples or Oranges, they’re all the same to me Doc. Can you get them out of my butthole or what?

    By El Chico Malo, February 17, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 250 views
    • 
    • El Chico Malo
    • February 17, 2020

14. Honey I flunked the Trig.

    By LARDdischarge, February 18, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 264 views
    • 
    • LARDdischarge
    • February 18, 2020

15. Dr. Becker, Sam Malone; Daddy Danson's here to bone!

    By Sludge Thundernuts, February 17, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 312 views
    • 
    • Sludge Thundernuts
    • February 17, 2020

16. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you gators, it's time to seriously consider moving out of Florida.

    By Foolish Mortal, February 17, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 308 views
    • 
    • Foolish Mortal
    • February 17, 2020

17. I'm tired of doors getting slammed in my face. So I quit my job as quality control manager of the door frame testing facility

    By Sweet Pete Brown, February 17, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 284 views
    • 
    • Sweet Pete Brown
    • February 17, 2020

18. A bird in the ass is worth gas in the grass, nobody gets stoned for free

    By jmac, February 17, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 229 views
    • 
    • jmac
    • February 17, 2020

19. I told my girlfriend I don't like blow jobs, and now she's taken up knitting. What should I do?

    By LARDdischarge, February 17, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 233 views
    • 
    • LARDdischarge
    • February 17, 2020

20. I bought all this art, but I'm still an asshole.

    By LARDdischarge, February 17, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 249 views
    • 
    • LARDdischarge
    • February 17, 2020

21. Swiveling Swahili in your mowed front lawn. Impaling impalas whence they hunt at dawn.

    By LordBabyHat, February 16, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 253 views
    • 
    • LordBabyHat
    • February 16, 2020

22. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 16, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 231 views
    • 
    • Andy Daly's Third Cousin
    • February 16, 2020

23. New Catchphrase submissions

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, February 16, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 263 views
    • 
    • Andy Daly's Third Cousin
    • February 16, 2020

24. Colon. Colon. Colon. You're pounding on my colon. It's getting really swollen. RAW HIDE!

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o, August 1, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 270 views
    • 
    • Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o
    • August 1, 2020

25. Wussup Doughnut/Mama Papa Ate the Meatballs

    By CedarWilkes, February 18, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 189 views
    • 
    • CedarWilkes
    • February 18, 2020