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1. My therapist told me I’m OCD, which I assume stands for “One Cool Dude”

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2. I've got a big dick, yes I do! I've got a big dick, how about you? Oh, hello officer.

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3. Skip the chips and slip the nips! …On second thought, I’ll have the chips.

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4. While reading Goethe’s Faust, I made a turd in house.

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5. Whilst whistling as I walked and talked / (And thereby tunes composited), / I ate a bug and vomited.

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6. Did you hear about the new app for larvae to find husbands? It's called GrubHub.

   By TootyBut2DButt, March 4, 2020
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7. Don't call me a virgin, call me pre-coital.

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8. I'm writing a movie about a skateboarding lawyer called "Dude Diligence"

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9. Call me Liam Neeson's daughter because I am taken.

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10. I watch the news like I watch porn; masturbating furiously.

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11. I've never been in a fist fight, but I have been in a fisting fight.

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12. When millennials say "tongue in cheek" are they talking about butts?

    By TootyBut2DButt, March 4, 2020
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13. It takes a shit to give a shit.

    By TootyBut2DButt, March 4, 2020
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14. This lyin' lion trainer told me he's trained in training lions but the only thing he's trained in is lyin' about lion training!

    By TootyBut2DButt, March 4, 2020
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15. Ticklish Tina, the tinese kitten, had a bum leg and her heart stopped tickin'. Catchin sex miles with a tight rod. I'm sans la raison. I hope the smoky ham's in this bun. 

    By LARDdischarge, March 4, 2020
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16. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat

    By LordBabyHat, March 4, 2020
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17. Below me is bologna, but it doesn't control me. I got that deli meat feet baby

    By wavydays, March 4, 2020
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18. Quit your smirkin' or I'll slap your merkin!

    By Paul Blart, Mall CEO, March 5, 2020
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19. I like my eggs like I like my porn. Scrambled.

    By O’DoyleRules!, March 5, 2020
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20. The hair down there sticks mainly to my chair.

    By LARDdischarge, April 15, 2020
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21. Hi-didly-dee, a pirates life for me. Hi-didly-dum, a finger in your bum.

    By LARDdischarge, March 5, 2020
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22. All letters are bookmarks, really.

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23. Stop reporting the whether, and start reporting the if.

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24. Pushy

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25. How's it hangin, slaw dog?

    By Smozi, March 8, 2020
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