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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but not while I’m wearing this suit of armor I stole from Medieval Times.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  2. Please Hammer...don't hurt 'em, hurt me! Sincerely, Stevie Masochista

    By PepperSprayTan,
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  3. My world’s on fire, how bout yours? That’s the way I like it till my butt gets sore!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  4. The bird in my hand would look good in her bush. Put a bird on it!

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  5. Buttery Tuttery the principled Duddery is beffudery with Genitalddery Wartutteries. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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  6. A penny saved is another snack I don’t have to buy my piggy bank.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I don’t see why I need to go to therapy just because I had an erotic nightmare about the Carfax Car Fox.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  8. Loose Links Sip Sinks

    By drinkingonthejob,
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  9. My friend Dixon Seidja has trouble getting job interviews. I blame the economy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Crack a window, air it out, ‘cause daddy’s driving with his stick shift out!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  11. Opinions are like assholes: everybody wants one in their face but is afraid to ask for it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Buy me some chinos and make some mojitos—these mom jeans aren’t going to sell themselves!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Some men manspread; some mansplain. Kick my nuts, please; I like pain.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. It's important to remember that for people with allergies, every month is "No-nut November".

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Kissing is very chill.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  16. Just a couple of Dad Bods holding onto their Thick Rods

    By El Chico Malo,
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  17. Cupid's arrow, straight and narrow. Cupid's peen, shaped like a bean.

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  18. Red sky by night. That's bad probably. Red sky by morning. Normal I guess.

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  19. I hope that Doug Stanhope is a fan of other Dudes named Doug. That's my Doug Stanhope Doug Stan Hope.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  20. In the throws of ecstatic passion, I accidentally slipped out of one hole and into another. Needless to say, my bowling game was off that night.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  21. Please come take back your cats. I'm really allergic.

    By BarnHen,
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  22. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  23. Chunk-Infused Horse Clumps For Gently Used Quartz Lumps

    By Belinda The Stupid Fish,
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  24. The bad news? The plane’s going down. The good news? Everyone gets an exit row!!!

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  25. I do not like her in that blouse, I do not want her in my house! Your Grandma peed all over my floor and she's not welcome here anymore!

    By El Chico Malo,
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