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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some Sumo still steal saké, so I keep mine safely locky'd.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Racist masseuses rub me the wrong way. Wong way? Whatever, you know I'm saiyan.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. My years of wanderlust lead me to the base of a church where I beheld a might steeple, and when I opened the doors I saw all the people.

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. Next time on Serial . . . milk

    By MattVanEpps,
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  5. Wanted: Two Smidgens of Marmalade - Turkey Baster Babies Need Not Apply

    By liver_shot,
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  6. Lycos got it alright, an indecent exposure fine of 500 big ones.

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. Harold Ramis? More like Ignor Ramis; He was great in "Breakin' 3".

    By liver_shot,
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  8. I practice safe sex but the combination lock can make it pretty awkward.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. Obama is coming after your catchphrases.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Fuck The Police! Not "the police" the police, The Police the band. Also fuck The Band! Yes, the band The Band.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Finding a good sex-magician for your childs' party is more troublesome than you'd think

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Today's show is brought to you by Meetcrabpeople.com, a social network for anthropomorphic crabs.

    By PaulJamesDubois,
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  13. You kiss your mom with those tits?!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  14. Dig deep, sweat hard, eat well, kiss long. Dream big, fall fast, love life, live strong

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  15. Before you let your kids use the internet. . .

    By AMPhibian,   
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  16. That arsonist has really burned all his bridges, he's not welcome in this town. Because it's an island. And he burned all the bridges.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. The Golden Gate Bridge? We will cross that bridge when we come to it.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Barry Bonds not making the Hall of Fame would really upset me if I knew whom Barry Bonds was and what a hall of fame happened to be.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. A caucasian's left breast: The other white teat.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. {sans catch phrase... fin} *Cue THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*

    By wafflefries,
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  21. In the next hour and one half of one hour you will hear Comedy Bang! Bang! for some of it, not a portion of it...

    By wafflefries,
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  22. "You got a tattoo!" "So did you, dude! What does mine say?" "Veritas! What about mine?" "Aequitas!" "...Dude?"

    By Gaberinno,
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  23. I'm about to blaze up especially when it's after dinner.

    By SuperAlbino,
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  24. It will be a quick Thursday in hell before I let you ride this panda.

    By JaJunk,
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  25. Tits: A consummation devoutly to be squished.

    By daddysboy,
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