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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A man. A plan. A canal. And that mans name? Panama Dan AKA Canal Joe AKA the Sand Panda.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  3. My old neighbor chubber never ever used a rubber but now he's all a-blubber, see: his peen fell off! Bummer.

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  4. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I / grabbed her by the pussy

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  5. If you rub me the wrong way, I'll probably never finish

    By AssFinger,
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  6. You can't spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious without supercalifragilisticexpiali

    By A Brungardt,
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  7. How many berries would a dingleberry bury, if a dingleberry could bury berries?

    By AssFinger,
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  8. How can I trust you after what you've done to my family?

    By theharshestofvibes,   
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  9. Listen mang, I know we're gang gang, but who spilled their Tang in the back of my dang mustang?

    By Big Cat Music Squad,
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  10. When you said you had two blue balls, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. My ass, your face. Let’s make it a date!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 210 views

  12. Nothing could have prepared Geraldo, for that fateful day, when he entered the vault and was exposed to Al Capone's syphilitic, ghost ejaculate.

    By JohnnyChaCha,   
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  13. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  14. I'm so hip hop, my blood type is Cardi B.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  15. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, hosted by Queef Latina

    By rzs,
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  16. I feel the necossity ... the necossity for velocity

    By AlexDale,   
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  17. Shout, shout, let it all out: that's what I tell my butthole when I'm taking a shit

    By rzs,
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  18. Longtime first time, this time worst time, next time last time

    By Electric_ian,
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  19. Itsssss the show where everything made up and the points don't matter...that's right, they don't matter like [insert joke here]

    By SpewCarey,
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  20. Coronavirus? More like corona-bummer! I'm not a fan!

    By the constant pardner,
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  21. Take time to bake, and take time to make. But make extra time if you’ve eaten a steak.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 206 views

  22. I'm living large on a river barge, where I'm in charge of a dude named Marge.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  23. Crop tops make me pee sweat.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 224 views

  24. Loose lips make plosives difficult.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 211 views

  25. The hips don’t lie: your dog has dysplasia.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 210 views
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