New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. its gobble dee asian now, grandad

   By KrangkaDelic, January 4, 2016
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2. only he who is pure of heart can wield the phrase of catch

   By KrangkaDelic, January 4, 2016
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3. People don't like Groban jokes, but they need to remember we're just Josh'in around.

   By AprilFoolsRebel, January 4, 2016
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4. All of my neighbors want to know who I'm voting for, but I tell them each the same thing: I am a convicted arsonist.

   By Shampoodler, January 4, 2016
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5. I traded in my tears and got mild phobias back. Tears for Fears my ass!

   By AprilFoolsRebel, January 4, 2016
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6. After Marky Mark left, the group stopped showering, thus truly becoming "the Funky Bunch."

   By AprilFoolsRebel, January 4, 2016
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7. Look son, The Big Dipper! And there's Perseus! And your mother and I are getting a divorce! And there's Orion!

   By Shampoodler, January 4, 2016
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8. ♫♪...The Voblex is a catchphase pro. He's waiting by the foam. The Voblex is in charge of finding the April Fools Rebel....♪♫

   By Asreial, January 4, 2016
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9. Zoinks! That labradoodle couldn't tapdance its way out of an apricot factory!

   By Poopturd McSplooge, January 4, 2016
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10. guy's got so many jokes, he can just throw them away, you say?

    By KrangkaDelic, January 3, 2016
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11. We do not exist outside of our collective ego and our universe is doomed to heat-death and pure and total darkness. I cannot drive you to the airport.

    By Shampoodler, January 4, 2016
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12. eak, I know what you're drinking, it's Diet Coke with grenadine in it, which kind of defeats the purpose of diet soda, Gwen

    By ProfessorNudgy, January 4, 2016
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13. If you can't stand The Heat, maybe you're just not a fan of Paul Feig

    By SteveH, January 4, 2016
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14. On this day in 1874 a Dutch scientist unwittingly coined the phrase "boner sauce".

    By Shampoodler, January 4, 2016
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15. When you're at the dmv to get your new ID, diarrhea.

    By MaryAustin, January 4, 2016
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16. With Mötley Crüe retiring and Guns n' Roses reuniting, chlamydia stocks have been on a real roller coaster ride lately...Buy! Sell! Itch!

    By Pure Guava, January 4, 2016
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17. I thought she was signing her letter hugs and kisses but she was actually drawing up some football plays

    By Pure Guava, January 4, 2016
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18. feel like California, look like Minnesota, fart like Arizona

    By Pure Guava, January 4, 2016
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19. Peeping Tom in a weeping willow, creeping charlie on my sleeping pillow

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, January 4, 2016
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20. Thought police move against dark thoughts only

    By KrangkaDelic, January 4, 2016
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21. The marketing team for 9/11 and "Never Forget" blew Pearl Harbor's "Day of Infamy" catchphrase out of the water.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo, January 4, 2016
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22. French toast with French roast make stench boast, Hench-Ghost

    By KrangkaDelic, January 4, 2016
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23. knock knock. who's there? nick nack. oh nice.

    By KrangkaDelic, January 4, 2016
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24. you're once, twice, three times a learning impaired rodent child

    By KrangkaDelic, January 4, 2016
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25. Just a reminder: koalas have been known to carry Chlamydia.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo, January 4, 2016
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