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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sally sells seashells, down where the pee smells.

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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    • 198 views

  2. This has nothing to do with the lemur

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 400 views

  3. Stay away from my sick lung unless you are super hung.

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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    • 235 views

  4. Swiveling Swahili in yourï»ż mowed fronï»żt lawn. Impaling impalas whence they huntï»ż at daï»żwnï»żï»żï»żï»ż.ï»ż

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. The CDC can C Deez nuts. They must wash their hands though.

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 311 views

  6. frankie only fought his boxing matches using very tiny underwear; he was a brief boxer. meaning he died at age 22.

    By voichicoski,
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    • 281 views

  7. Are you tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind’s eye all day! I have visions.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 226 views

  8. It was a strictly platonic tentacle monster encounter...

    By JoeBiden'sGymShorts,
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    • 191 views

  9. Hold me like you hold your calls.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 237 views

  10. “Will These Goats Float?” Asked The Capsizing Boat

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 233 views

  11. The sixties called they want their unwavering fight for peace and community back.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 215 views

  12. Someone tell the Academy that kids today care less about documentary shorts and more about booty shorts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 213 views

  13. I hate to be a pedant but I believe it's actually pronounced "these testicles".

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 239 views

  14. You’re right, Teddy—the ace didn’t help me
 I flopped deez nuts straight!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 225 views

  15. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but for the love of God please wash your hands

    By DjangoRechained,
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    • 237 views

  16. It’s Doctor Eponymous. I didn’t go to school for eight years to be called Mister Eponymous.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 213 views

  17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this catchphrase isn’t going to stick?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 207 views

  18. Roses are red, corn is yellow, our first guest just farted and boy does it smello

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 228 views

  19. The busyness of my business has made it hard to give you the business as busily as I’d like.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 192 views

  20. Run around. Eat flowers. Puke. Work your ass off, then die. Bees really have it all figured out.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 212 views

  21. Look at that irate pirate gyrate.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 239 views

  22. I pooped my pants but worse yet, I pooped my shirt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 217 views

  23. I can't afford smoke so I have to get second-hand smoke.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 207 views

  24. I used to use sham-poo but then I upgraded to real-poo.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 214 views

  25. Did you know "My Neck, My Back" is actually about the war in Iraq?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 207 views
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