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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Drill a hole in a ham, cram a sausage in there, and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how sex works.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Prepare for trouble, my butts a bubble.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  3. So sorry "cellar door," but "post-coital, moist POTUS" is the most beautiful-sounding phrase in the English language.

    By daddysboy,
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  4. I am the One

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  5. Hi I'm Scot Aukerman

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  6. Nowhere in the Bible does it say you can’t freebase cocaine

    By Black Nixon,
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  7. My Beer Belly Gets Really Smelly When It’s Smothered With Peanut Butter And Jelly...

    By El Chico Malo,
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  8. Oh what a beautiful morning

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  9. Shut it down, frown clown.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Next week’s catchphrase challenge: write a limerick using the words “Uber”, “Hans Gruber”, and “YouTuber”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. This show is like a surfboard in Iowa: nobody’s buying it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Please, spit into my cuspidor so that your mouth might not be filled tobacky.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. I have a tick where I can't stop putting towers on my castles which is why I've started taking pills for turrets syndrome.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Put your ear to the ground and listen to the sounds of the ground, it sounds like ground.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Catch Freys? Who am I, Lady Stoneheart!!?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me dog, I will not be adopting you.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. I'm not just a fan of Insane Clown Posse or a jester jug juggler with schizophrenia, I'm an insane clown juggalo juggler juggling jugs

    By humptydumpsterbaby,
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  18. I'd like to give you a wham bam thank you ma'am backdoor slam with toast and jam but sam is waiting with a ham

    By humptydumpsterbaby,
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  19. She might be a little long in the tooth, but she is a Bolivian Long-Toothed Badger after all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. For expediency's sake, going forward, we’ll be using the acronym FES for “For Expediency's Sake”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. No pants is the new pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. is it shits and giggles or shits and shingles? i've got shit on my jiggly pringles

    By humptydumpsterbaby,
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  23. There are no positive implications to saying “I’m about to take my dog to pond-town.”

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Hannah Montana had a pretty weak connection with the state of Montana.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. A bonafide altruist, Gandhi was known to provide gas, grass AND ass to those in need.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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