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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m so horny I could cum.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. When it comes to safe sex the most important thing is not to get locked in the safe while you’re having sex.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. She fucked me into Oblivion and then flipped me over and took me straight to Skyrim.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. I’m sorry, but your pricing scheme for hot cross buns makes no sense.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Tip deep in the sheep while they sleep.

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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  6. Yonder lies, my wife and her soiled thighs. Wet spot.

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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  7. If whiffs of butts were candy and nuts my uncle wouldn’t be in prison.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. A penny for your thoughts would make me broke

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  9. Theirs not to reason why, / Theirs but to sit and spin.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. You say “tomato,” I say “live review fruit.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. If a bear shits in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?

    By LittleBoyFudge,
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  12. Don’t worry, I brought ear plugs, nose plugs and butt plugs.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. I’ve been using earplugs for about a month but can still only fit the tiniest of dicks in my ears.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, around the corner, the fudge is madey

    By Tickle The Grundle,
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  15. If you’re wondering why there aren’t any sour patch adults maybe you should stop eating their young.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Just say you’d like corned beef on your sandwich and stop describing it as rubinesque.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Got a crust butt, make you bust nut

    By DonJuansDongBong,
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  18. There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. It’s called La Place de la Femmes Sans Pantalons.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. It’s Doctor E. Science Theater 3000. I didn’t go to school for eight years to be called Mister E. Science Theater 3000.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Candy is dandy, but dandies aren’t candy. Spit him out right now.

    By Canadian Tuxedo,
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  21. The quick fox jumped over the lazy brown dog. What a showoff

    By BigDortyBob,
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  22. I sat upon the washing machine/ until I felt it in my spleen / and twixt my legs burst forth a sheen / of viscous mucus most supreme. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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  23. Meow, you could chip a tooth on those frogs legs.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  24. I looked upon the evening sky / and wondered idly how I'd die / and then my mommy asked me why / my dick was stuck inside a pie.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  25. Thou shalt not kill, unless you really need to, for like a war or something.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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