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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Spank yourself before you crank yourself.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Everybody pants down!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 220 views

  3. "Go to the theatre to clear your head," just like 'ol Abe Lincoln said

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  4. septic work sucks shit

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  5. No farms, no food; no ranch, no dude.

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  6. Non sequitur? I barely and Robin shall restore amends!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. You can fool all of the people some of the time, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. If Bugs and Daffys were hookers and junkies, Looney Tunes would have been a very different show, maybe like a funnier version of The Wire.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Double double toilet paper trouble. I got nothing to wipe when my booty doth bubble.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  10. Do I want a pickle? Do I want a bloody pickle, you ask? Does a cat want hands, RUSSELL?

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  11. The skinny whisk which the witch whipped switched bitchin' pitchers mid-stitch, Mitch

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  12. Scattered showers? How bout scattered growers?

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  13. Like the Bible says, ooga booga booga boo

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  14. Rated X for X fucking stupid

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  15. Purely lurid funeral jurors sure cure azure lures

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  16. What's eating Gilbert Grape? Who the fuck knows? He's made out GRAPES, for God's sake

    By FrozenJelloBasement,
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  17. The Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a Geo-cache, but when he found it, all it had inside was a mirror. And that's when Satan realized he had a goatee.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 236 views

  18. I'm making a sitcom about Abraham Lincoln, shot in front of a live audience.

    By Sawyer,
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  19. Ecstasy = M.C. Hammer in a cardboard box

    By FrozenJelloBasement,
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  20. Some people say a man is made out of mud. A poor man’s made out of muscle an’ blood—muscle an’ blood an’ skin an’ boners, a mind that’s a-weak an’ a dad that’s a stoner.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Turn on your fart light, in the middle of an old man’s rim job.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Beyond me lies opportunity ripe for the pickin'. Behind me is a

    By LARDdischarge,
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  23. Water is wet and so are all my socks

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  24. Some day, I'll play 18 holes with God, and then we can both ignore our wives and children.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  25. Some day I'll find that big golf course in Heaven, and there Jesus and I will outsource all of our manufacturing to Hell, where the labor laws are lax. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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