New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. A turtledove does as the turtles do, but turtlelove makes more turtle goo.

   By DoggyDoggyDare, April 11, 2020
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2. Balls-deep, miles high, that’s the way I like to fly.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, April 12, 2020
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3. Erase thyself, untimely mayonnaise—from which oblong lands cometh thou with pants for hands?

   By Colfax McLiverneck, April 11, 2020
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4. Pants yourself before you dance yourself.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, April 11, 2020
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5. Lumpy mummers in velvet hats festooned, an un-pantsed logger swoons in the crunchy water moon

   By Colfax McLiverneck, April 11, 2020
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6. Snap, crackle, and pop—I just farted.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, April 11, 2020
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7. I’d stick my dick in a mousetrap for a Klondike bar.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, April 12, 2020
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8. I liked Zootopia but I preferred Zoot-topia that movie about the society of people that all wore zoot suits.

   By TootyBut2DButt, April 12, 2020
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9. This 2020 glow up looks more like a man's 2020 throw up

   By Grim Belushi, April 12, 2020
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10. Somehow the combination of uh and huh means yes.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 12, 2020
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11. I wonder how cows feel about human milk.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 12, 2020
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12. My wife and I used to do a lot sixty nine-ing but unfortunately 10 years in we do a lot more ninety-sixing.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 12, 2020
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13. "Extry! Extry! Paperboy-slash-town-crier trope used yet again by award-winning filmmaker, despite never actually being a thing!"

    By BloatedFartingScumBag, April 12, 2020
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14. If I had a dollar for every time I've had a dollar, I'd have twice the amount of money I have. Don't believe me? I'll bet you 50 cents I'm right.

    By FrozenJelloBasement, April 13, 2020
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15. I hate to brag but I put my pants on two legs at a time.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 13, 2020
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16. Imagine all the people...no, seriously, try to imagine all of them. You can't do it. Too many people.

    By FrozenJelloBasement, April 13, 2020
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17. I’m too sexy for my pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, April 13, 2020
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18. Pants on pants is the new hat on a hat.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, April 13, 2020
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19. Solomon Grundy was pants-free when pants-free wasn’t cool.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, April 13, 2020
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20. Tentacle porn is cultural appropriation from octopuses.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 13, 2020
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21. The first butt is the deepest.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 13, 2020
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22. No ifs, no buts, just big hairy nuts.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord, April 13, 2020
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23. It's like my mom always said, "I am Edward James Olmos."

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord, April 13, 2020
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24. Sucky sucky for Yucky Chucky the Lucky Ducky.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord, April 13, 2020
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25. It's hard to gloat when you're naturally bloat(ed).

    By LARDdischarge, April 13, 2020
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