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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Dude are you on Molly? Ringwald? Come on man, get off of her

    By Tongue Flicker,
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  2. It was an age of Vampyre and Lycan. The Vampyre thoughts they were all 10's but were actually 6's, and the Lycan ate chum like freaks.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  3. High fives for all the shy guys.....for keeping their fucking hands to themselves...

    By Tongue Flicker,
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  4. Twist the sanguine lingua wildly, watching whales o’er lurid, lightly turgid currents.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. When you’re balm-to-palm your dong is in it. At least mine is.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Twas a land of Vampyre and Frankensteins. The Vampyre liked it sideways, but the Frankensteins were made of decaying body parts and were, thus, not sexually viable.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  7. When I do the Dew I doo-doo.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Unfortunatley more cushion for the pushin' does not correlate to more pushin' for the cushion.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Obviously the rooster came first or how else would we have the egg.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. There's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. Chloramine gas, it's a gas gas gas!

    By AgentOrangutan,
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  12. Walk like a manatee, talk like a mannequin, walk like a mantis, my son. Shoot like a Mandalorian, talk like a manuscript, walk like a manta ray, son.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  13. The leaves in Speaves stay mainly in the trees.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  14. If you wish in one hand and shit in the other, then you're real gross and weird.

    By CoreyFeldmanHero,
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  15. I have to admit, when you said you had a real donkey butt, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. How much comedy could a comedy bang bang bang bang if a comedy bang bang could bang bang comedy?

    By Floydthebarbarian,
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  17. Roses are Red, she said rather smugly. But you won't get any cuz you fuckin' ugly.

    By DizzyKizzy,
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  18. If you can’t stand the pants, get out of Pantstown.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. I’ll have the Pants-Wrapped Squirrel Loin with Trouser Jam, a side of Sauteed Boxer Sprouts, and a tureen of Chilled Dungaree Cream.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Hold my pants while I yell at this duck.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Catchphrase submission

    By Grunnalumph Fletcher,
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  22. Take me, shake me, but never wake 'n bake me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Don't hip hop job swap if you can't handle my hip hop floor mop.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. It's 2nd Amendment weather so roll up your sleeves and this punchline writes itself.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Are you a duck? Have you been yelled at by a pantsless man? Call 1-800 QUACK-COMPO now!

    By SideofMcG,
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