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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Straitjackets are like jury duty. Mel Gibson's dislocated his shoulder to get out of both.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Eye of the Tiger, Knees of the Rhino, Endangered Stew is delicious.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. If you can’t take the smell, get out of the bathroom. Oh wait, it isn’t?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Well shit in my cereal bowl and call it Oops All Berries!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Never have I ever had great sex in such foul weather.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. What happens in a Zoom meeting, stays...on the company server and is promptly forwarded to HR.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  7. Bread AND butter? Now that's my cup of tea.

    By BigChunkaChange,
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  8. Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though I'm tied up in a pyramid scheme. 

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  9. Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a great STD.

    By adamgryphon,
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  10. At the end of the day, it's all about how much hummus you can scoop with your dong.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  11. It's an oldie, but a goodie, said grandpa with a woody. 

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  12. Someday I hope you have an erection AND you’re happy to see me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or do you have two dongs?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. I got a boob job, I mean I got a job as a breast cancer researcher.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Titty Twister is a porn parody I would watch.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Don't look at me, I just squirt here.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  17. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  18. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  19. 'tis the season for mucho butt squeezin'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  20. If staying at home alone and talking to no one is cool now, then call me the Fonz!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  21. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I do hope you recycle it properly.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  22. Peanut butter and siracha on toast - it'll change your life.

    By Broccoli Rob,
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  23. Coming at you like a slug with claws

    By Broccoli Rob,
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  24. Whining into the audio abyss

    By Broccoli Rob,
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  25. May all people unite as one big skin ball with a trillion teeth.

    By LARDdischarge,
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