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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Your number 1 choice for today's music hits and yesterday's golden oldies and tomorrow's silver sizzlers, this is Comedy Bang-Bang

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 569 views

  2. The disease has spread to my toes, I repeat, my toes have herpes

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 1 reply
    • 591 views

  3. A pretzel in the morning a pretzel in mourning my name is Matt Gourly

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 615 views

  4. Trimming Pubes and Rimming Dudes, No Time Ludes in this Economy

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 555 views

  5. I give you the secret to life ad infinitum. Up, Down, Up, Down ,Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, SELECT, START.

    By MARKNADO,
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  6. All joking aside that is not a burrito shape

    By fredsolo,
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  7. Lo there do I see my father. Put some damn pants on, Dad, Antonio Banderas is coming over

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  8. The chicken was a baby the whole time, so few complained after an angry mob dragged Seth Green through the streets and stoned him to death

    By AaronPoehler,
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    • 339 views

  9. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times--which I concede wasn't ideal for an elevator pitch, but those ropes won't hold forever.

    By AaronPoehler,
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    • 378 views

  10. Taping feathers to your legs doesn't make you a swan of any color and I seriously doubt Mila Kunis wants to see the photos

    By AaronPoehler,
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    • 377 views

  11. N.Y. see, then N.Y. doo-doo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 428 views

  12. The Imam who shot Liberty Vallance just bought my kids' softball team: Thanks Obama!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 437 views

  13. You wouldn't like She-Hulk when she's crampy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 531 views

  14. Underneath the apple tree, Liam Neeson bathes for thee.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Butt-squeezin' season exists for a reason; the reason be this: squeezin' butts is the shit!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 450 views

  16. This ain't no ordinary glove.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Hi Im Scott Aukerman a senior comedian so I dont have to be funny I just have to guide these young comedians to the path of being funny, Im scott auke

    By sliney,
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  18. And THAT'S why you should never purchase tiger blood on the black market

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. I guess we can stop calling them "Freedom fries" now

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 424 views

  20. When shark week meets hump day -- look out!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 335 views

  21. TV evangelists, amirite?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 392 views

  22. Does this doo rag make my ass look big?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 378 views

  23. With a name like Steve Guttenberg, you'd think he'd have at least one goddamned bible

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 350 views

  24. poop

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 397 views

  25. Ya Sheened it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 354 views
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