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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Delaneys' Donkey obviously suffered from sleep apnea, so you children shouldn't laugh.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 412 views

  2. One of my fave guys is Ninja Jimmy - his cock is fat, while his butthole skinny.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 414 views

  3. I can't watch The Notebook without an entire box of tissues next to me. That's how much I jerk off.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 5 replies
    • 790 views

  4. Who killed my erection, Hagatha Christie?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 402 views

  5. Hipster, cripster - come over to my house and fuck my sister!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 758 views

  6. C-word tent? My FAVE!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 471 views

  7. Few fans know the J.R.R. in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for Jim Ricky Randy.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 518 views

  8. If you're happy and you know it slap your glands.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 537 views

  9. Funk me, sunk me, groovy battleship

    By donuts,
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    • 546 views

  10. My parrot is mute; luckily, I can read beaks

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 495 views

  11. This morning I encountered a creature who was part robot, part zombie. Spoiler alert: It was my own reflection

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 414 views

  12. What's up, President Hot Dog?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 534 views

  13. I have half a mind to sue the doctor that performed my hemispherectomy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 600 views

  14. Hey roomie, do you know if these prison jumpsuits are 100% cotton?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 513 views

  15. Jimmy Kimmel never gets, don't you know Bruce Banner yet?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 367 views

  16. Hey Rocky, watch me pull a baby outta my cootch

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 478 views

  17. Forget It Shake, It's Smoothietown

    By smitty,
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    • 525 views

  18. redacted

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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    • 640 views

  19. What's up Scott and Reggie its me meatbrett

    By meatbrett,
    • 1 reply
    • 717 views

  20. "Herman Monster" "Herman Monster" all I ever hear about lately is "Herman Monster".

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 428 views

  21. Is that my uncle on TV? I think that's my uncle, guys. I'm gonna make a quick call.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 497 views

  22. Watch me eat this pomegranate, you whore.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 554 views

  23. Yes, hello? I'd like my money back for these Bare Naked Ladies tickets. What, this is a Dairy Queen? Let me speak to your manager.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 477 views

  24. Funk me, sunk me, groovy battleship

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 463 views

  25. I be 'snowsher' - so no Bjork on this spork

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 6 replies
    • 1154 views
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