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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "I've finished organizing your non sequiturs." said the boy to the OCD Absurdist.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 717 views

  2. Burying your pets is good gardening practice

    By MattPechiney,
    • 0 replies
    • 368 views

  3. I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12, may they rot in hell.

    By Dystopika,
    • 0 replies
    • 610 views

  4. Are you ready? Ladies and Gentlemen! Let's...Play...DARTS!

    By Dystopika,
    • 0 replies
    • 669 views

  5. will.i.was and will.i.be, but right now? will.i.am

    By nickpZZZky,
    • 0 replies
    • 412 views

  6. Your reality is an illusion, your life is a lie, I envy you John Goodman

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 518 views

  7. The car is on fire, the car is on fire, the car is on fire, the car is on fire, the car is on fire, repetition breeds contempt

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 409 views

  8. Mommy and Daddy no longer love each other, but instead of getting a divorce... we're adopting another child! A fix it child! I'm depressed

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 522 views

  9. Don't hate the player... well, okay, you can hate the player.

    By Dystopika,
    • 0 replies
    • 569 views

  10. If what they say is true, that cameras add 20 pounds, I should really stop eating cameras.

    By Master Cylinder,
    • 0 replies
    • 422 views

  11. The revolution will not be canonical

    By PopWhatMagnitude,
    • 0 replies
    • 562 views

  12. Hi ho hi ho it's off to work I go. I work midnights in a terrible neighborhood.

    By PopWhatMagnitude,
    • 0 replies
    • 409 views

  13. At dawn we attack our enemy's meatball storage facility.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 498 views

  14. In the time it takes me to read this about 20 people will die...

    By be easy on me,
    • 0 replies
    • 546 views

  15. Is it November yet? Well wouldn't you like to know, person who fell asleep on October 31st?

    By be easy on me,
    • 0 replies
    • 469 views

  16. I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves, setting up their devil doll stool pigeons, crooning over the mic and mic stand

    By JohnnyBastos,   
    • 1 reply
    • 920 views

  17. Tarantula porn, daddy! Tarantula porn!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 806 views

  18. If I wanted a magic show I would have hired Chris Angel to wash my car. Now get to work Ricky Schroder.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
    • 0 replies
    • 495 views

  19. What's the deal with coffee?

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 478 views

  20. Snorting coke and ripping cones, I'm Dallas Cowboy's GM Jerry Jones

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 687 views

  21. Aphrodisiacs and disco maniacs, welcome to the 1860's homeboy

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 475 views

  22. Rock the Kasbah. Sock the Kasbah. Robots the Kasbah?!?

    By MrMoxie,
    • 0 replies
    • 546 views

  23. Sorry to let the cat out of the bag, while there is more than one way to skin a cat, none of them have him still in the bag.

    By MrMoxie,
    • 0 replies
    • 529 views

  24. The Jedi asked for rail vodka because only the Sith deal in Absolut

    By MrMoxie,
    • 0 replies
    • 476 views

  25. When Life gives you lemons, ask your lemon vendor why his parents named him that

    By MrMoxie,
    • 0 replies
    • 432 views
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