New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. As you trudge through life, remember this: From the dawn of time through countless centuries, nothing great was ever really accomplished by anybody.

   By Dale Cooper Black, October 23, 2015
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2. Well, that's just corntastic, Scott. How the hell are we going to explain this to Coast Guard?

   By Colfax McLiverneck, October 22, 2015
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3. There's a lot of buzz around the new Star Wars movie... because flies are attracted to shit! Classic burn.

   By Dale Cooper Black, October 23, 2015
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4. Speechless fans watching the Dawn of Justice trailer can only lament what might have been.

   By Dale Cooper Black, October 23, 2015
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5. "I need to make poopy." – Thus spake young Zarathustra.

   By Dale Cooper Black, October 23, 2015
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6. Yo' mama so fat, she plagued by insecurity and self-loathing.

   By Dale Cooper Black, October 23, 2015
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7. You told me you had an elaborate plan to meet Drake, but this is Ludacris!

   By Dale Cooper Black, October 23, 2015
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8. This bathroom faucet reminds me of my penis, in that they both need a good scrubbing.

   By Dale Cooper Black, October 23, 2015
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9. Of course, no list of the great banjo players would be complete without our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

   By Dale Cooper Black, October 23, 2015
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10. Charlie Rose is so evil, his favorite pizza topping is glitter.

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11. I wish those laser swords and robo-balls were real!! I would play with them all day at work.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, October 22, 2015
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12. Your cockney rhyming slang is terrible, now just take my brunch order already!!

    By dapeach, October 22, 2015
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13. This is the catchphrase... for admittance. But may I ask, what is the catchphrase for the house?

    By KrangkaDelic, October 22, 2015
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    • October 22, 2015

14. Now with 50% less racial sensitivity, welcome to Comedy Chang Chang

    By JacobCrites, October 22, 2015
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15. https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQA379MwcBTQhQCk&w=320&h=394&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffaculty.etsu.edu%2Fkortumr%2F07hellenicgreece%2Fadobe

    By KrangkaDelic, October 22, 2015
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16. Making a change is the first step to becoming the bright man you see in the mirror.

    By Danny Boyko, October 22, 2015
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17. I've been brought up to shun trans fat, but when I shunned a fat trans - they banned me from my favourite social media corporations' posting board.

    By KrangkaDelic, October 22, 2015
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18. Yeah my grandad used to comment online, seems to have been the thing to do back then, before everyone grew balls in the ball growing explosion of '18.

    By KrangkaDelic, October 22, 2015
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19. Deliver us as babes to the worlds' wisdom, like a child walking into the middle of a movie. Then tug on my penis while we listen to Ruby Tuesday. Yes.

    By KrangkaDelic, October 22, 2015
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20. Hello. Trust me I don't have a small weenier, but even if I did, it wouldn't matter. I'll have a whopper with no onions, please.

    By ClamJamGalaxy, October 22, 2015
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21. I may not believe in love after love, but I would like to make an offer on this apartment.

    By ClamJamGalaxy, October 22, 2015
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22. If boys aren't allowed to be naughty, then I don't want to be a boy anymore. Just kidding, boys for life.

    By ClamJamGalaxy, October 22, 2015
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    • October 22, 2015

23. I said learn from your mistakes, not burn my steaks. How did you even hear that? I wanted this medium rare! This is the last time I tip my waiter.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, October 22, 2015
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24. "It's a trap!" Said Admiral Akbar, staring longingly into the eyes of Christ

    By yodellingwalrus, October 22, 2015
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25. Pajamason.com is great, but you can really snuggle up warm with Pajamas on Prime.

    By ninjamincho, October 22, 2015
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