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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Much like the common house spider, I have 8 eight legs and a mortgage

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 510 views

  2. With wings so small, no wonder the mighty buffalo were nearly hunted to extinction.

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 537 views

  3. I've got my mama's eyes and my daddy's dick

    By Lee Tarvey Oswald,
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  4. I've sampled many a fine aphrodisiac in my travels but I must admit these nachos are exquisite Your Majesty.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Nobody likes a cheetah they be lion all the time.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Hey, just between you and I, my guest today is a real piece of human garbage.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. A member of Larry's militia is secretly a Hare Krishna and he's shtooping Larry's wife Patricia. Poor Larry

    By Dhalgren,
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  8. Well, aren't you Mister High & Mighty? You aren't? Then I've been delivering mail to the wrong house for years.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. And the Lord said unto them, "let there be... a talky thing-a podcast- they'll do a bunch a characters and shit. It'll be fun," and so it was.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 513 views

  10. People who live in glass houses are probably crazy people who don't realize that they are squatting in a green house

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 502 views

  11. If flying wooden planes is wrong, then I don't wanna be Wilbur Wright.

    By greazey_bob,
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  12. Chompa me vair-guh 2016: Strange you can believe in.

    By greazey_bob,
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  13. Just before he left this world, Grandfather drew me close and said,"I love Shanghai Noon. It holds up. Watch it and remember me."

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 555 views

  14. If you love someone, let them go. If they make it across the highway, they were never yours to begin with.

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 438 views

  15. Side effects may include tunnel-vision and a greater appreciation for the letter "Q".

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 502 views

  16. Witty phrases come and go, but insults last forever, penguin-butt!

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 602 views

  17. Every cloud has a silver lining. Well, that's terrible news for flying werewolves.

    By KatherineIsOdd,
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  18. 0100011010...011

    By ConorWoody,
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  19. Floorboards creak to say "hello"

    By ConorWoody,
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  20. I said "Hey, what's goin' nong?" - 4 nong blondes

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  21. I refuse to believe that a blunderbuss isn't an accident-prone form of public transportation.

    By JackCarpenter,
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  22. Let's all agree that copulation is the REAL sincerest form of flattery.

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 470 views

  23. Satan spawns in late July/early August, so we have absolutely nothing to worry about, babe.

    By JackCarpenter,
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  24. All in all, you're just another kid in the hall. Except for me, I'm an adult and I can stay out late on a school night if I want to, DAD!!

    By Wormleader,
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    • 398 views

  25. Hey, do you have a suggestion box?

    By EvanOliver,
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