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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hope springs eternal in the human breast. It's called momma milk and me likes it!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 489 views

  2. Bros before hoes, unless they're schmoes. That's how it goes as any bro knows.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 541 views

  3. Oh no! The Cheese Baron's got my girl! I camenbert it!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 668 views

  4. Dr. Watson wasn't a doctor nor the son of a man named Wat.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 499 views

  5. Time can pass, gas can pass, people pass too. And yet the Time Gas People of my native planet stay still.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 461 views

  6. I'm not a tv, but I play one on Doctor, a show on tv about doctors set in a world of personified television sets.

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 940 views

  7. Give me a tight knit sweater and a wall of fish hooks, and I'll give you a game of jump-and-stick that you'll never forget.

    By suffering_malaria,
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    • 399 views

  8. Hey, why don't you make like a tree and grow for a hundred years

    By AlGoreVidalSassoon,
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    • 462 views

  9. Young Del Monte didn't want to get into the fruit business, but alas succumbed to pear pressure.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 479 views

  10. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! There's no reason for that tone, young lady.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 623 views

  11. If I wasn't born with it...and it's not Maybelline... what the hell WAS it?

    By Tomtomfooleries,
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    • 547 views

  12. Slow ride? Take it easy! Fast ride? Leave it hard.

    By Vylokx,
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    • 653 views

  13. PILLOW FIGHTS!!! But he would rather take you to bed.

    By tonybelmario,
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    • 540 views

  14. Sid Caesar sipped his saucy salad. The crispy croutons created crunch.

    By tonybelmario,
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    • 486 views

  15. Zib zab zob

    By AlexDale,   
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    • 791 views

  16. It’s COMEDY, Bang bang. It’s Comedy bang BANG. It’s Comedy Bang Bang? IT IS Comedy Bang Bang.

    By AlexDale,   
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    • 405 views

  17. On tonight's show: Fan-favorite Admiral Carpington and a special appearance by the Lava-meister himself, Ron Edwards!

    By Ribs,
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    • 587 views

  18. I'm sorry I told you to get your stinkin' paws off of me earlier you damn dirty ape, I never knew you were such a talented masseuse!

    By colin_moore,   
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    • 636 views

  19. This episode is broadcasting live from the future, so if we fuck anything up please leave us a time capsule at the specified location

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 520 views

  20. Come one, come all, but if only a few of you come then I'll know we failed.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 505 views

  21. Have Puns - Will Travel

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 577 views

  22. It's cheaper to skin a dog than it is to own a pony, but you won't be welcome at this dog and pony show

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 539 views

  23. I got 99 problems, but I do not count a wrong way to eat a Reese's among them.

    By FrenchyLibre,
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    • 561 views

  24. Poof! I just disappeared and left this perfect replica behind. Take that "The Prestige!"

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 521 views

  25. I'm a rebel, you Arkansas scoundrel, and that's why I must siiing!

    By Ribs,
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    • 583 views
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