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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey, Jude...can you pass the butter, the salt, and those kitschy little knobby yellow plastic corn holders?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 557 views

  2. Greenland's ice is melting. Thank the goddamn Lord, cause now we can plant that fucker with corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 585 views

  3. Danger is my middle name but it's pronounced, "Leonard".

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. Sometimes you just have to poop your pants and hope for the best!

    By QUIET-COOLIO,
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  5. The good news is you've all been cloned from the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy. The bad news is he had what's known as a micropenis.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Heavens to Betsy! Come in Betsy! Do you read me?!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  7. Bring your otter. To the slaughter.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. What are you complaining about, Native Americans? At least you didn't get the small-cocks blankets we sent to the Japanese

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 478 views

  9. Let's see if this clever ruse works: Kulap is the most beautiful girl in the world and boy does that Aukerman fella give Clooney a run for his money

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 636 views

  10. This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Now get out of here, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  11. There is a beauty in the way a frog catches a fly, if you look close enough. I mean just look at those froggy titties, hubba hubba

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 792 views

  12. Sure, the slow clap is a worn-out trope, but it's a heckuva lot better than the speedy syphilis

    By bale_of_hail,
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  13. And knowing is half the battle droid's primary mission objectives. Then 25% kicking ass & 25% snaking drains. Plumbot 3000, do you copy?!

    By greazey_bob,   
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  14. We go together like rama lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong, or, in other words, not at all

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Not all catchphrases have to be topical. Take this one for instance. You put it in your butt!

    By LMNOPeehole,
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    • 518 views

  16. Shut up Peter and John, I never asked to be Bjorn!

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Our love was a lie. It was wet spaghetti the whole time. High five! Oh, I forgot you were just a dolphin. Man this life raft smells like dead dolphin

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 516 views

  18. Fie on't fie t'is American Pie

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Why don't they just use what the black box is made of to build the passengers?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  20. This is ground control to Lieutenant Tom, you've been demoted. The papers aren't going to need that shirt info anymore.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 518 views

  21. When all of a sudden, I came upon a group of deer in my travels. Have fun washing all that cum off. Stupid deer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 419 views

  22. Give me Liberty or give me David by Michelangelo! Either one. My wife just said to get one of these dancing statue replicas for our home office.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 532 views

  23. I can't figure out if Miss Piggy gave me a blow job or Frank Oz gave me a hand job

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 488 views

  24. Look, I know I just disowned you as a son, but will you still come to my band's album release party? It'd really mean a lot. To the band.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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    • 691 views

  25. Stefan Brogren portrayed Archibald 'Snake' Simpson on over 400 episodes of DeGrassi. What have you accomplished, asshole?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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