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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle. Here's my other handle...oh, wait...I'm a sugar bowl.

    By JuliaWDHarrison,
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  2. But just then the unthinkable happened...

    By tonybelmario,
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  3. wipe my monocle, Lewinsky

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Wampum? Damn near killed him!

    By friellmd,
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  5. If you feel like the world is on your shoulders, first, rule out that you're doing a headstand.

    By chidedneck,   
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  6. I'm single and ready to jingle. Today's the day I'm going to fuck me that christmas tree.

    By realEBTcash,
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  7. Think of a number. Now divide it by 10. Divide it by 10 again. Now divide that number by 10. Divide the result by 10. Was...

    By KingOfCastle,
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  8. Gonna go quote the movies, quote the movies

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. hello/goodbye

    By smileysmile,
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  10. “The Goonies? What’s that, father?”.. “Well mother, it’s a group of five or more kids all running around and talking at the same time for..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  11. I'm sorry you feel that way Mr. President, but my mommy says I'm a handsome boy.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  12. They call me Chocolate Fire. Vanilla Ice is my spirit animal. Purple Rain is my jam. Orange Fanta is my chosen remedy.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  13. This year could have successfully kickstarted a gender reassignment surgery down there for all I'd know.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Silver bells, golden trumpets, brass horns, and a pink kazoo. Holiday music 101.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. And that's the story of the most erotic senate hearing I ever testified at.

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  16. I can't say for certain that it's because of the jellyfish, but old Canadian women sure do like me a lot.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  17. Welcome to the Earwolf Debate Society, today's motion is “Eggnog is essentially an egg flavoured milkshake”. Mr Tompkins, you will be arguing For this

    By Another Andrew,
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  18. Did our Tootie too see three P.O. Box office numbers? Did she choose wisely? Learning the facts of licentiousness

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. This started as a normal catchphrase but the end took my breath away.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. This beautiful season of the year makes me want to aggressively play the tuba.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. It's the holiday season with a whoop-de-do and hickory dock and giggle-biddles and silent tears.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. The "deck" in "Deck the Halls" means decorate. Poor little Timmy learned too late.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. Apples, Jenny! Apples as big as a cow's heart, and twice as juicy!

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  24. Hey Donkey! I'd like you to meet my favorite boxing promoter Don King!

    By Bever Hopox,
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  25. Alright close your eyes, now count to 6, spin around 9 times then think of a letter from L-Q. Was this your card?

    By StopAwwCmon,   
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