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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, if he lives in the woods. If a bear lives in a zoo, then he shits in a zoo. If a bear's habitat has been taken

    By SteveH,
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  2. All work and no play makes Jack a seagull boy...CAWWW!

    By SteveH,
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  3. When you stare into the Voids' crotch it stares right back - with its pubic eye

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the world was a bleak, dying place and it was trying to escape from the chicken cannibals.

    By PeterLisinski,
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  5. Never trust a podcast with a catchphrase suggestion bit at the beginning. However, if they're self-referential, they will lead you to treasure.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  6. I'm just like anyone else...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. if you can't feed a hundred people, then just feed one. If you can't feed one, feed a cat. If you can't feed a cat, eat the cat.

    By SteveH,
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  8. This is the highest I've been since the phish concert

    By Terrorist Wittels,
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  9. I bet if Fleetwood Mac had bottled up their farts for two weeks prior to their Rock N Roll Hall of Fame induction & released said gas into the..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  10. You can lead a horse to water, but who can afford a horse in today's economy? Am I right, ladies?

    By HipsterNonsense,
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  11. Looks like the cat's out of the bag! I got you a dog! Hold on to this dog bag while try to catch it for you.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  12. "Who framed Roger Rabbits' face so starkly against the backdrop of a dystopian Hollywood?" "Long dead Koreans, my son - long dead Koreans."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my throat gets deep, if I shall die before I wake, that's one less gag reflex I shall take

    By catharticnick,
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  14. CBB Dairy

    By HunterUrtubees,
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  15. CBB Dairy

    By HunterUrtubees,   
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  16. Twilight Zone

    By HunterUrtubees,   
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  17. quote ...quote unquote... unquote. just quote it

    By HunterUrtubees,   
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  18. My gay composer name is Burt Back-Rack. Yours is Claude Ew! Pussy. Evac is at 0700, synch watches on my mark.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. My friend the Witchdoctor, he told me that he can no longer provide me with free consultations

    By S8N,
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  20. Solo Ebolo, One Bolo to rule them all

    By Traven Falos,
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  21. I'm a die hard Die Hard: With a Vengeance fan boat Captain Picard type A-hole personality. Meaning eye is bald

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  22. Stomp once for yes, twice for no, three times to snap his neck.

    By KingOfCastle,
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  23. When John Smith told the crowd "Lets be friends with the savages," they only responded with pilgrumbles.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. Nice forehead, idiot

    By Terrorist Wittels,
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  25. Do it, read the catchphrase we've all been waiting for. Do IT! "eh, maybe next week?"

    By Traven Falos,
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