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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My girlfriend wondered why the cat ran away when she looked at it, I said "Well what d'ya expect baby doll, it seen a dog!" *ba dum dish*

    By 5318008,
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  2. Why you fussin', Robitussin?

    By Buckner,
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    • 844 views

  3. Let's talk about the elephant in the room.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 846 views

  4. Folks, For Your Enjoyment: Two Angry Horses

    By TracySchulzDobesh,
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  5. Sorry my good friend, but i do not putt from that side of the green.

    By KevinKatsulis,
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  6. I don't spit in your water, so don't shit in my goddamn hat.

    By boxofgeese,
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  7. There's more than one way to skin a cat...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 608 views

  8. place my mothers' night-shawl back on the dresser from whence you purloined it, Detective Tickles; it falls not in the realm of your investigations' j

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 713 views

  9. I like the way you comedy (No Diggity)

    By RyanCarney,
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  10. 8008 looks like 'boob' on a calculator. Now that's the kind of math that I can jerk off to.

    By Yoda Has No Genitals,
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  11. Aquaman does NOT control 71% of the earth's surface. Water owes no fealty to the Atlantean throne, you dum-dums!

    By Skeevins,
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    • 947 views

  12. If you can't beat me, join me in a toast of poison, for I am Satan

    By boardsandrec.com,
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  13. It's the birds and the bees not the birds and Steve. Now step away from the aviary you pervert.

    By Scotty Veto,
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  14. This'll burn my long-cherished Suzanne Somers bridge, but George Wyner stole every scene in 'She's The Sheriff'.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. I guess you could say I'm a guy who's heavy into bee slavery. You can't ban everything, eBay.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. This is way above your pay grade ya dopes!

    By Jake Dingus,
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  17. A show where we shout things!

    By jackstar7,
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  18. Me? Probably? No no, I'm die hard Antibably.

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  19. I used to wreck bitches, then my insurance rate shot through the roof, NO MORE OF THAT BABIEEEEEE!!!

    By Jake Dingus,
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    • 819 views

  20. Man, I got mad cheese and I spend it on ice. It's weird that my grocery store has that cheese/ice exchange policy.

    By TheSmallMan,
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    • 687 views

  21. We have a special announcement before this week's catchphrase

    By Ska Tacoman,
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  22. How many clowns can you fit inside a woman? We're about to find out. Welcome to Comedy Gang Bang.

    By Scotty Veto,
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    • 720 views

  23. 15 minutes could save you...

    By File Under Anglophile,   
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    • 665 views

  24. Fingerprints?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 556 views

  25. The secret to any good salad is starting with good lettuce.

    By elysiumjohn,
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    • 744 views
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