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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. SALT IS A ROCK THAT WE EAT AND THAT’S WEIRD! LET ME EAT MORE ROCKS, PLEASE!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. He must be Rosemary's baby. He's got to be Rosemary's baby. He's ovine

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  3. Go hug yourself or I'm gonna come over there and show you how much I really care!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  4. Fill a bum, not a buster

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  5. This is not a catchphrase

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. It’s like 1984 is coming true. Everyone has mullets and Vanessa Williams has to resign for being a lezzie.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Robert DeNiro in a Fiat Punto, eating pasta,  all around Italy. You Tortellini to me?

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. The protestors have been growing exponentially. Not in number, just in body size.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. And Don't forget Italianfest, coming back This September Fourteenth through the Eighteenth at Tammy's Fucknasium on the River.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. Poop is in the fart

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. Milk cannot be contained. Milk breaks free. Milk, uh... finds a way.

    By ImAChuckster,
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  12. God's will stipulates that before the meek can inherit Earth, they must spend one night in this haunted mansion

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Diaper, change thyself.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. You have Abe Lincoln’s disease. That chin beard is permanent.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Don't tell me whether or not I bury survivors, you don't know my life

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Dear Monkeys, You were one letter away from writing the complete works of Shakespeare! You’re all fired.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Next time you want a handjob, just ask. This “skeeter on my peter” charade has gone on long enough.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. I made a Play-Doh bust of Joe Rogan, is it still non-toxic?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. I can make you thic with one C, but that’s the best I can do.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. My name’s Rick Dick. I’m a private investigator and a jerk. You see where this is going.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. No one peed in my Cheerios—that’s why I’m so angry!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? Smoking.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. I told my daughter she wasn't hot enough to get kidnapped, but I guess she showed me.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Bought an everything bagel because I wanted to see my dead dad again. He wasn't there though.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. Man, bolt cutters don't SAY that they're dick cutters, but I guess they're a tool of many talents

    By StopEatingBees,
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