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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hurry up jingle horse, pick up your beat, you're dragging in the third measure

    By jjrack,
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    • 638 views

  2. Digging at the bottom of a cup of Fage? Fruitless.

    By flimsy-von-reebles,
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    • 784 views

  3. I originally came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but let's compromise. Who wants their ass licked?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 456 views

  4. Swing and a Ms. Connect and a Mrs. I want a divorce.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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    • 635 views

  5. Remember to get some milk on the way home.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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    • 591 views

  6. Hot pants, boy shorts, and seamless briefs. These are all awful children's names.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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    • 674 views

  7. Girl you've got me so hot I'm sweating in my jeans

    By brawny216,
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    • 550 views

  8. Never say never, except for those two times

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 635 views

  9. Trouble comes in threes. My Uncle BumPuddle cumms in trees, cos he's an owl! A Randy owl.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 535 views

  10. You should tell it like it is, but, right now, Satan's listening, so, shut the fuck up.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 558 views

  11. Roses may be red, and violets truly blue, but religion and politics are not appropriate for polite conversation.

    By Jug Bandit,
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    • 648 views

  12. If you've ever gone "crazy" or if you've ever done "drugs", if you've ever loved "God" or ever you were a "child"; you know magic is real.

    By Shawn 34,   
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    • 957 views

  13. I'm Scott Aukerman, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Linctron3000,
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  14. It's like Hamlet says, not taking a long time explaining stuff as opposed to taking forever to drag out what you're trying to say is the soul of wit

    By audrew,
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    • 582 views

  15. I'm Sport Auklandman, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By Linctron3000,
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    • 765 views

  16. Please press star to start the show

    By nearski9,
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    • 978 views

  17. Careenin' down the ol' freeway in a turnip truck o' DEATH...which is a kind of turnip.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 564 views

  18. Doctor Eyeless will be unable to see you now. Come back when he changes his name and face.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 492 views

  19. you know it's not the heat that'll get ya, it's the illuminati.

    By Cathy ACKerman,
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    • 650 views

  20. Jack and Jill went up a hill, so.....good for them i guess.

    By Cathy ACKerman,
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    • 680 views

  21. whenever you talk about hiking, I start my period.

    By kerryburied,
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    • 759 views

  22. The Kree are teaming up with Sonic Youth- they're gonna build an expressway to yr Skrull.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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    • 609 views

  23. If you're looking for the bathroom, oh boy, you're in for a treat!

    By TheMisterPipes,
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    • 629 views

  24. I'm in the mood for love but love may have different ideas, so, consider yourself warned, Teddy Ruxpin.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 507 views

  25. Ramango! Where are you Ramango?! Ramango!

    By donuts,
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    • 635 views
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