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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Grandpa's skin is all wrinkled, but his shirts are perfectly smooth. The ironing.

    By Jason_Pantsuitkas,
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  2. Well, we could spend our first date discussing my forehead tattoo, or we could just enjoy this nice sunset.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Thanks for coming on Antique Roadshow. Whatever you think that thing you're holding is, I can tell you it isn't. Ma'am, that's just a big black dildo.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. "Badgers? We ain't got no badgers! We don't need no badgers! I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!" Sorry Mr Zookeeper I was just wondering

    By colin_moore,   
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  5. Death Star creature (continued inside)

    By colin_moore,
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  6. To follow the warlock into the dark and musty cave, turn to page 343.

    By PeterHopewellLeach,
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  7. Welcome to to catch a catchphrase, I'm your host Chris Hanson

    By Ricky_Riverapid,
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  8. Don't come at me with that nonsense! You gotta come FROM me with it.

    By Kenny J,
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  9. Step into the unknown! You don't know what's in it - that's what so freakin' bad ASS!

    By Kenny J,
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  10. My penis is really small, like medical condition small, and there is nothing you can say to fix it

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. Chilean Condors are just the Californian Condor of Chile ya silly

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer masturbation is advised

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. The creation of the original human's soul occured in the bathroom of a WalMart today, 4 people have been charged with intent to supply

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. They ruin everything with their "money-first" attitude and their big noses. God I hate filthy filthy Mermaids

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. Feelin' toe up from the floe up; not sure if it's frostbite or gout?

    By Jug Bandit,
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  16. If ifs and buts were dicks and nuts, we'd all be bonin'.

    By Razor Boy,
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  17. Does anyone else remember the sitcom "Friends"? The situational comedy "Friends"? I feel like I'm the only person who ever watched the sitcom Friends.

    By JeroenWillemse,
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  18. Ain't got no sporks but we got foons a'plenty.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Hey what's the story with this piece of poop in the fridge?

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Breathing, occasional blinking. If you experience either of these symptoms then there is a 100% chance that U GON DIE SON

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Sure you can film me, I'm just not so sure the world WANTS to see a pile of talking charred remains.

    By Kenny J,
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  22. I'll spill the beans if you bring home the bacon. Then we'll see how the sausage is made.

    By Jefferson Starfish,
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  23. They say there's a 96% chance of weather tomorrow, which would set a new record for most consecutive days of weather in a row.

    By Hunch Hondo,
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  24. "Please CC me after class" said the online college professor.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. Thanks for uploading entourage movie, guys.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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