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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The cat at my feet is almost asleep, but the pussy at my face is fully awake

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Mary, Mary, quite contrary. That bitch need to get on her corner and WORK!

    By Frenchfries,
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  3. Let me get right to the point, you all are about to die....from laughter. But don't worry laughter is the best medicine.

    By Mobster84,
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    • 565 views

  4. ...and it was ravaged by many moons and tides and the sands of time, and if you wanna make it in this biz you'll keep your mouth shut about it!

    By HeyNongerman,
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  5. "Don't get killed but if you do get killed don't get unkilled - your story would hurt our brand."

    By Kenny J,
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  6. While mainly know as a menace, Dennis was also an accomplished dickhead.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. We don't deal in hypotheticals here, it's strictly corn chips and Monopoly money

    By greazey_bob,
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  8. Don't be so flattered. It does that for everyone.

    By Kenny J,
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  9. Fine. The hugs are free, but, you gotta pay me SOMEthing for the judgements I'll make about you.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 604 views

  10. Mex-I-Can-'t Believe it! Welcome to the show, I'm Scott Gauc'-erman

    By liebot,
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  11. I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. My captors pour boiling water into me constantly. They teabag me, like it's all some big joke. Send help.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  12. "Everyday I'm Russellin, everyday I'm Russellin," sang misters Brand, Crowe, and Wilson as they disco walk the lane.

    By greazey_bob,
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  13. "Hi. My name is Jason Mantzoukas and I am the new official host of Comedy Bing Bong. What's up Jerks!"

    By The_Big_Chill,   
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  14. "Sing us a song, you're the piano man," sang the piano man, as he sang a song

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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  15. "Fire up the lagman, the kompot and don't forget the kharcho!"

    By Kenny J,
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    • 574 views

  16. "Completely embarrassing and low in calories!"

    By Kenny J,
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    • 487 views

  17. Sauntering like an Egyptian tailor, this is Comedy Ylang Ylang.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,   
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  18. "Hey, you're in luck, asshole!"

    By Kenny J,
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  19. I got my tuba blown at Lollapasousa.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. After years of dessert storms and ultradelicious light exposure, he crawled over one last sugar dune. "Candyland! Why have you forsaken me?"

    By HeyNongerman,
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  21. It's not delivery, it's delusions of grandeur: bow before your comedy master!

    By judgment_horse,
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  22. I came here to kick ass and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass.

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 621 views

  23. Move over I Can't Believe It's Not Butter because I can't believe it's not Comedy Bang Bang!

    By judgment_horse,
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    • 828 views

  24. One two three four I declare a thumb altercation during which all protocols of The Geneva Convention shall be observed by both parties.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 479 views

  25. Plop plop, fizz fizz, BEEF! What a relief.

    By Jug Bandit,
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