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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've washed my hands clean of having my fingers in many pies

    By maddywilde2015,
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  2. Now with 30% fewer father issues!!

    By buttermetwice,
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    • 477 views

  3. Four score and seven years a Snow. Jon Snow lived to be 87.

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. Sex isn't cool

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. We salute you, Captain Tuttle, humanitarian and healer. Good luck, Doctor, in that great big waiting room in the sky.

    By buttermetwice,
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    • 543 views

  6. Despite my flight from Brightons' shore, I bring thee mind-gold; just like before

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. A kiss in the morning, a soft pat at noon, a light rub at sun down, I'll be a man soon.

    By Danny Boyko,
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  8. Did I just catch you trying to smoke a sheep?

    By Bigsmak,
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  9. Kill the mall and let dog sort them out.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  10. Hi-C, dead people, your listening to... what's the name of this podcasht again?

    By WhoistheVoblex??,
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    • 384 views

  11. Yo-yo's ma walks the dog around the world only after cello biafra practice is complete.

    By LastShartFighter,
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  12. You know what they say about guys with big feet. So why am I telling you?

    By MattVanEpps,
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  13. Send in the clowns? You mean this whole time, we've had clowns?! What else have you been keeping from me Jerry?

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  14. Formulaic structure likes to fuck, sure! But its' offspring is similar to that which is similar

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. scrap that: dinner's off, dickheads.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. If something is not fair, ask if it is a carnival!

    By Joeloton,
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  17. All proceeds from today's show will go right into my big fat mouth and later out of my little pink butt hole, eventually reaching the sea.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Here are your Powerball numbers for the next draw: 9 34 48 52 54, Powerball 15

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 556 views

  19. I found a half-eaten hamburger on the ground but I didn't eat it because I'm a vegetarian.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. My parents used to beat me with a stick. They called it the "Judicial Branch".

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. I wasted my whole afternoon reading books about how to be more productive.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very interesting.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 601 views

  23. Monkey see monkey, monkey do monkey

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. If you come at the king, you best not miss. If you come ON the king, hand him a kleenex at least, sheesh!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. A generous portion of beef, a dry run of exotic herbs and spices, and a dab of crème fraiche... Now I'm ready for humping.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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