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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “The silent treatment.” Ask your doctor about new options for total deafness, but you won’t hear his reply.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. “The Unwearable Tightness of Jeans: A Hipster Memoir” now out in hemp-back.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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    • 264 views

  3. “There are known unknowns but, also, unknown unknowns.” Why would anyone keep repeating this wordy claptrap?! Unknown.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. “There’s a lot of step brother, step sister porn but there’s very little orphan porn.” said Batman

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. “This fact literally blew my mind. I mean the fact opened its mouth and sucked my mind’s dick.” – Jason Mantzoukas

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. “Toonces Situgation Going Gone” is the new “Heynong Man,” and the fact that I have to point this out means SOMEONE at CBB isn’t doing their job.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. “Try this summer cheese.” / “Didn’t you cut it at noon?” / “No, that was a fart.”

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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  8. “Two plus two equals four”!? Listen to yourself! That’s just what THEY want you to think.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. “What am I supposed to eschew?” I asked the sneezing philosopher.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. “What if I told you it was really Bruce SpringSTAIN this whole time?”

    By Crease Topstower,
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  11. “What’s up, coldcat?”

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  12. “What’s up, hot dog? Remember when that used to be my catchphrase? Well it no longer is, so quit living in the past, hot dog.”

    By Schwalove,
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  13. “What’s up, hotdog?” Now that’s what I call a boner contention.

    By Jonathan Astonish,
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  14. “What’s up, hotdog?” More like “Poop out, a log”

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  15. “What’s up?” asked the farmer. “Chicken butt!” exclaimed the slow-witted farm hand, as he prepared to take his sweet ass hens to Pound town.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  16. “Whatever our butts are made of, his and mine are the same.”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. “Who the fuck are the Beatles?” - John Fitzgerald Kennedy

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  18. “Will These Goats Float?” Asked The Capsizing Boat

    By El Chico Malo,
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  19. “With all due respect” is not good enough! Give me more respect than I am due, and I’ll return the undue portion for a full refund.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. “You can’t always get what you want, unless what you want is corn, in which case you can literally get it at any restaurant in America.” Copyright 201

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. “You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get them on reddit.”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 315 views

  22. “You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take, and that's a pretty sweet shot percentage."

    By Slappywhite,
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  23. “You say cla-may-to, I say cla-mah-to, let’s call the whole thing gross.”

    By Crease Topstower,
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  24. “You’re all hat and no cattle!” said the haberdasher to his non-livestock-owning chapeau.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 467 views

  25. „The suspense is killing me!“, said the man wearing electrified suspenders.

    By Explanationpointquestionmark,
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