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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The sight of a 400 lb walrus is arousing to other walruses.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. I got the edge of my sleeve wet while washing my hands. Day ruined!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. I'm here to kick ass and weep mournfully and I've already cried those tears away.

    By BrooksRudolph,
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  5. Gather 'round young sailors, so that I might regale you with tales of my days at land.

    By EvanOliver,   
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  6. Oh no... Not yet. I'm not ready! Anything but bedtime!

    By EvanOliver,
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  7. Introducing Owl FM, Featuring The Cactus Mare-Wren

    By teedle,
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  8. Hey Ricky GErvais: you;re a fucking disgrace

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Yo Yo-Yo Ma, even my Pinocchio yo-yo has no strings!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. Sly Stallones' colonic cologne signifies something intestinally intense - the scent itself (to Ghibelline or Guelph) foretells of a movement both immi

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Now generally I'm not a betting man but $20 says I can make MY hand smell like YOUR ass.

    By VonFaunch,
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  12. "'Thank you for letting me into your homes.' That's what I told Dr. Watson at the swinger's club."

    By Skeevins,
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  13. It's seven AM, and the sun continues to rise with an almost inhuman regularity

    By gogmagog,
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  14. hey baby, how bout i take you out for a coffee and a powerpoint

    By gogmagog,
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  15. May it please the court, I'd like to get a little sexy with this.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. Slammer? But I barely know 'er! I only trade Pogs with friends.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  17. Cluck Me, Pluck Me, Shuck Me: The Oyster Rooster Memoirs

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  18. They're making the next Dr Who a trans.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. I've heard of a smart ass, but a smart PHONE? What will those clowns in Silicon Valley dream up next?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. If Peter Peter is a pumpkin eater, and Peter Parker is a spider man, what does Peter Gryffindor?

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  21. Rise and Shine! Cause if you don't it's back to molecular cloud from which you formed!

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. Remember, people... Violence never solved anything! Except for that li'l ol' Hitler situation a while back.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. The Fonz oveslayyyyyyyyy igpayyyyyyyyy atinlayyyyyyyyy!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. Why go to all the trouble of thinking up clever bon mots when a simple "fuck you" will suffice?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Jay Leno, Jared Leto, Jello Pudding, the color Yellow

    By Jon1326657842,
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