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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. OK everyone, you can take your stupid comments out of your pockets now!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. "We're all gonna die," I screamed on a crowded subway. A tense moment followed, but we all had a good laugh when I said the next part: "Someday!"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Oh, my Sklars and garters!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Congratulations, you all passed the oral exam - welcome to the Marines!

    By Smozi,
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  5. (singing) Thats the way (uh huh uh huh) I FUCKING HATE IT

    By AndrewGriffiths,
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  6. I said hey, what's up?! hello-nong man!

    By KyleKyboBoyce,
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  7. Like a Narcoleptomaniac steals dreams I'm here to steal your heart through your ears welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By KyleKyboBoyce,
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  8. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And then he made whoopie pies.

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. Tom Brady drops back, evades the shuttlecock! Shoots the three! Past the goalkeeper! Home Run!

    By smitty,
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  10. Is youth smugger than a fart grabber?

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the phrase that pays....just not very well"

    By RoryO'Donnell,   
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  12. Idle Playthings are the Devil's Hands.

    By TerrifulAds,
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  13. I'll never forget the day my father looked at me and said "Macaroni. Macaroni. Goat planet." He had a stroke at my wedding.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. One of my socks went missing from the laundry room in my apartment building. The prime suspect is a one-legged guy who lives next door.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs AT you. Boy, the world's a dick.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  16. You have to crawl like an Egyptian before you walk like an Egyptian.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Paul likes chemicals so much, he should be Walter White!

    By Dr. Evil Knieval,   
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  18. It's the bee's knees, the fly's thighs, the ant's pants.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  19. The one-eyed man with astigmatism is doing pretty ok in the land of fancy monocles.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  20. catchphrase suggestion

    By DustinWheeler,   
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  21. Hey nong sloopy! Sloopy hey NONG!

    By DustinWheeler,   
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  22. My grandfather kicked the bucket last night. He didn't have his glasses on, so he just walked right into the bucket.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  23. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. But when a snakelike fish bites off your thumb, that's a Moray eel.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 512 views

  24. Lemmings was a game I used to play; so this is a catchphrase I'm going to say.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. I dropped LSD and now my sperms are no longer certified non GMO, so shop smart ladies and gentlemen.

    By Rev. Mike,
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