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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm more interested in the Hero with a Thousand FECES.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Gary Oldman sure is living up to his name these days, eh?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. We've set the bar high, which makes it really difficult to order drinks.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. Little known fact - Liberace's final wish was to change the name piano to pian-yes. Google it.

    By VonFaunch,
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  5. welcome to comedy bang bang?

    By pineappledandy,
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  6. You sank my beatle ship! looks like there was never a fab four

    By pineappledandy,
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  7. and now its time for pluuuu... oh shit, we've got 90 minutes to kill.

    By pineappledandy,
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  8. hyperlink catchphrases' lives matter

    By KrangkaDelic,   
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  9. When passing through security all belts are off.

    By Basilepn,
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  10. oh no! i turned myself into a badger. oh well. welcome to comedy bang badge....r

    By pineappledandy,
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  11. Say what you want about Errol Flynn but that motherfucker buckled a lot of swash, bro.

    By VonFaunch,
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  12. Nose-bro's doze while ho-hoes loose they clothes.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. If you're looking for the place to be, you need look no further! We're already here and you're not welcome, you stupid pieces of shit!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  14. Mars Bars in Fancy Cars

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  15. Rub this highly scented chemical laden bar of wax repeatedly across any recently disinfected bodily surface from which you secrete malodorous fluids.

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  16. I've heard it said that one can have too much of a good thing. Well, this week I've finally discovered what that good thing is: preserved meats.

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  17. If words are like the turds of birds then perhaps our prose is just so many piles of paltry poultry poop.

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  18. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Honey, did you hear the good news? My brother and his monkey wife are pregnant!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. Why are you hitting on yourself?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. ...and in the end, it was the Baha Men all along.

    By Mobster84,
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  21. There are three things you can't teach: how to remember, how to care and....what was the other one? I don't know- who cares!?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  22. Is she still a lady after the fourth time?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  23. 70% to 80% of household dust is made up of skin cells. Kansas was right!!!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  24. Rock out with your caulk out! It's that time of year to make sure your windows are nice and sealed.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  25. How much for the dolly pants?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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