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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. ( In the voice of beetlejuice).....

    By art by graves,   
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  2. (*In Don Pardo voice*) Live, from your radio, it's brief diversion from the horror that is all of our lives

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  3. (catchphrase written from the POV of Miss Daisys' driver): your nutty musk be buggin me, dis prehistoric whip be chuggin = see the fumic biproduct of

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. (click here for full catchphrase)

    By allenpwilliams,
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  5. (Darth Vader voice) NO LUKE, I AM.....your host Scott Aukerman, this is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By JackRamsey,
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  6. (digestingcorn digestingcorn digestingcorn digestingcorn) Sorry, what did you say? I was digesting corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. (I want that pillow)

    By Warble2850,
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  8. (In a foghorn leghorn/legend of bagger vance voice) "Ohhhhh That's a saweeet shot sir! I reckon that ball would thank ya for the ride if it could"

    By BagguhMcGuirk,
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  9. (In accent of choice) "(unintelligible mumbling for duration of choice)."

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  10. (In Adrian Brody's SNL accent): Degrassi High? Nah mon, but dis grassy will get you high! Lord ha' mercy!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  11. (in modern family lady voice) manny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By beeface,
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  12. (in Mrs. Doubtfire voice) This is your Auntie Vaxxer, this is your Auntie Fascist, and this is your Auntie Semite.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. (In Woody Allen voice)

    By eddie_r,
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  14. (Insert mediocre midweek catchphrase here)

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  15. (Normal Auckervoice) Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you any yummy corn? (Sexy Auckervoice) Why yes I do, handsome sire—three scrotes full and shorn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. (Oooos and ahhhhs) And the crowd goes wild. Literally eating each other’s faces.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. (open to read)

    By JesseWenrich,
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  18. (room) - (light) = dimsum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. (Scott sings to the tune of Moonshadow by Cat Stevens)  Oh I'm hunched, straining, on my poopbucket, poop bucket, poopbucket/ splattering and plopping in my poopbucket, poop bucket, poop bucket

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. (singing) Thats the way (uh huh uh huh) I FUCKING HATE IT

    By AndrewGriffiths,
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  21. (soon-to-be) dead man Walken

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 397 views

  22. (spoiler alert)

    By gurts,
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  23. (stoic)Good bye Scott Aukerman...(manic)HELLO SHOW TALKERMAN it's time for COMEDY BANG BANG!

    By @thatOBrien,
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  24. (Submitted on behalf of my daughter) I bet a knuckle sandwich would be pretty good if you took the bones out.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. (Sung to melody of STP's Interstate Love Song) Feelin' / Like a ham and mustard shake / Now would you like to have some fries / Some fries

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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