New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. I'm all for an Olive Garden oligarchy. Even more unlimited bread sticks.

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2. This just in: your Mom's a horrible layover in Vermont

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3. Oh, meatball Monday! The troglodyte's kidnapped my children again! Who has time for this?!

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4. If I was aware that it would be this sort of social gathering, I would have placed my penis in the pureed tubers.

   By GeorgeHnasko, September 1, 2015
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5. Why Lie? I Need Paul Sheer.

   By teedle, September 2, 2015
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6. Did you know that Earwolf is 7 letters Podcast is 7 letters and Network is 7 letters? No wonder E.W. Scripps invested!

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7. Every shit you take. Every movement you make. Every fart you bake. Every coiled snake. I'll be watching you!

   By Cake Boss!, September 2, 2015
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8. If you can't take the cold get out of the refrigerator, dummy!

   By Smozi, September 2, 2015
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9. Soya-milk moustache. Roland sits in front of his sewing machine. Spring - brighter in the evenings? Barely. 'Time flies', she always said. Always befo

   By KrangkaDelic, September 2, 2015
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10. Just call me the ThighMaster of Ceremonies.

    By Dale Cooper Black, September 2, 2015
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11. Meow Lordy, puss-a-boots of catton

    By KrangkaDelic, September 2, 2015
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12. I said "Hey, what's goin' nong?" - 4 nong blondes

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines, September 3, 2015
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13. A member of Larry's militia is secretly a Hare Krishna and he's shtooping Larry's wife Patricia. Poor Larry

    By Dhalgren, September 3, 2015
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14. Beep boop beep feed me batteries and I will give you love.

    By Shampoodler, September 2, 2015
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15. Seersucker suits sure succor swarms of squirming silkworms spinning solemnly.

    By GeorgeHnasko, September 2, 2015
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16. If you love someone, let them go. If they make it across the highway, they were never yours to begin with.

    By JackCarpenter, September 3, 2015
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17. Fuck off, dum-dum, it's sherbet time!!

    By Skeevins, September 3, 2015
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18. Hey, do you have a suggestion box?

    By EvanOliver, September 3, 2015
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19. All in all, you're just another kid in the hall. Except for me, I'm an adult and I can stay out late on a school night if I want to, DAD!!

    By Wormleader, September 3, 2015
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20. Satan spawns in late July/early August, so we have absolutely nothing to worry about, babe.

    By JackCarpenter, September 3, 2015
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21. Let's all agree that copulation is the REAL sincerest form of flattery.

    By JackCarpenter, September 3, 2015
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22. I refuse to believe that a blunderbuss isn't an accident-prone form of public transportation.

    By JackCarpenter, September 3, 2015
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23. 0100011010...011

    By ConorWoody, September 3, 2015
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24. Every cloud has a silver lining. Well, that's terrible news for flying werewolves.

    By KatherineIsOdd, September 3, 2015
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25. Witty phrases come and go, but insults last forever, penguin-butt!

    By JackCarpenter, September 3, 2015
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