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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Stay trashy, sandy Eggo.

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 530 views

  2. Aw jeez Captain, light a match next time.

    By brunchpants,
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    • 439 views

  3. Egyptian cuisine such as a tagine aint great - but it's ok - I'd rate it 'Pharoah-to-pyramiddling' so let's just get a cheese-burger; to takeaway

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 433 views

  4. And our safe word shall be a phrase. And the phrase shall be,"The funky jams keep oozing out this thang like woah."

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 532 views

  5. Dear R. Kelly, it turns out the ignition didn't need a remix as badly as it needed a solenoid.

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 472 views

  6. Internet? Only if that net is of age and sober, my friend.

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 540 views

  7. Chances are, LMFAO are not currently in Miami, bitch.

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 571 views

  8. Pardon me Roy, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo? Your wife? Oh boy...

    By JackCarpenter,
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    • 515 views

  9. Jane Doe receives 23% less worms than her male counterpart

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 519 views

  10. Hey mom and dad, it's your son Adam. I love you, and I just tricked a comedian named Scott Aukerman into recording this message for free

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 524 views

  11. Far be it from me to call a watch a watermelon, but buddy, that's a fucking watermelon on your wrist

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 706 views

  12. So group showers are perfectly normal, but I get fired as coach because of the group baths? I'm sorry, I thought this was America

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 538 views

  13. Officer Stan Downe eventually had to quit the force due to some unfortunate miscommunications.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Yes, we do have several children working in our asbestos mine, but don't go worrying your pretty little head over it.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 493 views

  15. I'm not going to ask you again: Where the fuck is Waldo?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 465 views

  16. what are these, women?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 534 views

  17. Lovely luscious licking lips bring world peace to Brony community, unless of course you're into chapped lips

    By NickWolf,
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    • 460 views

  18. Buttercake, buttercake, buttercake, buttercake. You know, you're right--when you say it really fast, it does sound like a horse galloping.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. I've just been Jackie Chan-ing it all day, Karate chopping my dong

    By guicemann,
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  20. DIY vasectomies are the future of home entertainment, just ask the 1 in 10 dentists who don't recommend our competitors product

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 453 views

  21. Your Vice is A Locked Room and Only I Have the Key!

    By scudwolf,
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    • 679 views

  22. Do Androids Dream of Electric Boogaloos?

    By DavidTaylor,
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    • 726 views

  23. Moving mountains out of molehills

    By DavidTaylor,
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    • 610 views

  24. Always the bride, never the maid. Always the hoe, never the spade.

    By DavidTaylor,
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    • 633 views

  25. Bakers can't be choosers

    By DavidTaylor,
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    • 993 views
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