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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock rock. 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock rock. I can't believe its almost been 127 hours.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  2. 1 out of 10 dentists recommend you SHOULD bite off more than you can chew

    By Burritofeet,
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  3. 1 out of 9 dentists is the odd man out, and that's a sexist assumption!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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  4. 1 potato, 2 potato, 4. 3 went rolling right out the door.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  5. 1-2-3-4, Come on, O.J., change your gloves please

    By CPiz,
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  6. 1-2-3, Chip Gardner!

    By NoCombsJustDiddy,
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  7. 1, 2 tie my shoe. 3, 4 close the door. 5, 6 thoughts and prayers

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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  8. 1, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock, rock. 5, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock, paper. 9, 10, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock, scissors. We're gonna ro-sham-bo real slow tonight

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. 1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a Thumb War. 5, 6, 7, 8 to the victims of the senseless Thumb War this monument I commemorate.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. 1, 2, 3, 4 skin down, high fives up!

    By Young Hutt,
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  11. 1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a thumb war. 9, 11, 2000, 1. Let's play fair and let's have...Sneak Attack!

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. 1, 2, 3, eyes on me. 4, 5, 6, I'm covered in eyes.

    By FrustyMarklesauce,
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  13. 1, 2, 3, o clock 4 oclock spock.

    By tittylitter,
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  14. 1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, I said to buckle my fucking shoe! No more counting until my shoes are properly buckled, you fucks!

    By pukebreath,
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  15. 1, 2, cuckhold my boo, 3, 4, gawk at my corpse, 5, 6, kick at my dick, 7, 8, gyrate!

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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  16. 1, 2, knuckle my moose. 3, 4, camel my toe. 5, 6, twist my nips. 7, 8, it’s a date!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. 1, 3, 7, 9. I like my numbers like i like my Optimus; Prime

    By Burritofeet,
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  18. 1,2 Buckle my shoe, 3,4 Close the door, 5,6 Pick up sticks, 7,8 Lay them straight, 9, 10... I have life-crippling OCD

    By DeadBeef,
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  19. 1.. 2.. buckle my shoe.. 3.. 4.. 5, 6, 7 starring Brad Pit and Morgan Freeman!

    By ZeebotheJeebo,
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  20. 1+1 equals 2 2+2 equals 4 2x4 is wood 4x4 can get you through some rough terrain.

    By Friend of P,
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  21. 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1!!!!!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. 10 Catchphrases for Scott Choctaw Aukerman

    By Brady Bro,   
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  23. 10 fingers, 10 toes, 1 for each of my hoes

    By HumpMeDaddy,
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  24. 10 minutes is all it takes for a child to suffocate in an unused refrigerator

    By dsta,
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  25. 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash.

    By scrotum_phillips,
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