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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 80% of all statistics claim to be sentient but this is not the case with me

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. 8008 looks like 'boob' on a calculator. Now that's the kind of math that I can jerk off to.

    By Yoda Has No Genitals,
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  3. 8008135

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. 80s kids remember: Eating raw hamburger meat for breakfast and throwing yourself through a plate glass window every time a muppet baby was euthanized.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. 83 years old and suffering from inoperable pancreatic cancer, Pinnochio started to wonder why he ever gave up his sweet gig as an immortal wooden toy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. 8392713 210 284742 1

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  7. 867-5309! Call this number if you or a loved one has been affected by mesothelioma.

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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  8. 8th day....

    By KellMiller,
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  9. 9 out of 10 Dentists and you're gonna pick the one straight one?! Pretty homophobic, dude. I don't care if you DO live right next door to his office.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. 9 out of 10 doctors agree Becky the new nurse should stop wearing so much perfume

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. 9 Out Of 10 Doctors Agree That 10th Doctor Is An Asshole!

    By ErikWargo,
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  12. 9 out of 10 doctors agree-CBB has 20 percent less bullshit than the leading brand. Or your money back!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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  13. 9 out of 10 grocers agree that when selecting cucumbers it's beneficial to hold up the biggest one and yell "Hey it's the Hulk's dick!".

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. 9 out of 10 kid-knee doctors are pro knee-pad.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. 9 out of 10 statisticians agree that Bob from statistics needs his own bathroom.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. 9 out of 10 stupid assholes agree: The didgeridoo is awesome

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. 9 out of 10 time-travelers agree: You think shit is fucked up right now? Ohhhhh man....just you wait.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. 9/10 quadrupeds prefer 4-wheel drive. The other 10% are deer, who said, "Fuck you."

    By MoneyKenny,
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  19. 9/11 jokes are rarely done in good t–Oh fuck, look out for that fucking plane!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  20. 9/11 Was a conspiracy; I live in Russia and it happened on 9/12

    By insomniac,
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  21. 90's rave is RACIST!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. 90% of people who Wang Chung tonight will regret it the next day.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. 911 joke too soona tuna, notre dame was an inside cod

    By grimfranfrankie,
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  24. 911 was an inside joke

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. 911: Lone Star might as well be called Chippendales Rescue Rangers

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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