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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet...unless

    By zeecheree82,
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  2. When I heard how much I could save in car insurance, I died a little inside. Some small, forgotten part of me finally became a man that day.

    By doucheydog,
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  3. Never trade a broken wrench for a disadvantage! Welcome to Calmly-BringDogs.

    By doucheydog,
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  4. "How to Lend to Friends and End Foolish People" taught me all I need to know about child-rearing at the tender young age of RIGHT EFFING NOW!

    By doucheydog,
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  5. Stubblelip's dream of becoming the first pirate known for his unimpressive mustache died with him.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. dark is the night, yet I don't strike a match for warm is the qweef from my lovers' snatch.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Gongs are the things my gang bangs, bongs are the things my blokes smoke, and dongs are the things my chaps slap

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Just call me Moses, because when I hold out my staff all the ladies' knees are parted

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. John Adams Apple: The founding father of neck bumps

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. "Do you prefer Shift or Caps Lock?" he asked. Thus began the seduction of Mavis Beacon.

    By BrianGeller,
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  11. I love North By Northvest. No I'm not a German cinephile, that's the name of a compass-themed clothing store that offers VERY COMPETITIVE PRICES

    By MultipleReferee,
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  12. When I bought my laptop, I assumed I'd finally be able to download daiquiris straight to my mouth

    By waitingfortheflood,
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  13. Corinthians ? Corinthians? By golly he removed the hummus from my Corinthians

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Ay squared is equal too bee squared plus see squared

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. It's a great day for news if today is your birthday

    By LesterPipps,
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  16. Today is the first day after the last day of the part of your life prior to now

    By LesterPipps,
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  17. Is your refrigerator running? Because if so you may want to consider switching to an ice chest to save money AND the environment

    By LesterPipps,
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  18. The chicken only crossed the road to get to the earwolf studios, don't let anyone fool you

    By LesterPipps,
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  19. How come everyone knows the muffin man but no one will admit it without extensive interrogation?

    By LesterPipps,
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  20. -Sterling Cooper Draper and Draped, look behind the curtains its me Matt LeBlanc

    By PlærmJapes,
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  21. if you’ve got a spare dog, my baby’s in need of a steed

    By PlærmJapes,
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  22. Choose your favorite artisenal soap and teach me how to read

    By PlærmJapes,
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  23. Im a sassy little scamp, dont look me in the eye

    By PlærmJapes,
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  24. If all the world's a stage, I must be in the orchestra, because this is the pits!

    By theoren_1,
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  25. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark - and by "state of Denmark", I mean my fridge.

    By theoren_1,
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