New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire, but most times you should fight it with water.

   By MrMoxie, February 10, 2016
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2. I've hired 2 chimpanzees to come and fight to the death for my own amusement, they should arrive shortly.

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3. You want fries with that? Just kidding, we like to have fun here. Ok let's remove that uterus.

   By Shampoodler, February 10, 2016
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4. The corn maze proceeded with a dreadful foreshadowing so suggestive that it could have been fiveshadowing.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, February 10, 2016
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5. All the world's a stage, and all the stages are waiting to be festooned with glorious dried cornstalks, so as to add a little autumn flair to our humb

   By Colfax McLiverneck, February 10, 2016
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6. I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam corn fritter and spam.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, February 10, 2016
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7. He had the bare hands of a small boy, and the bare feet of a medium man.

   By EFFRON, February 10, 2016
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8. Djever notice how airline peens always be like: hey hoe and howdy be much extree for thees cream cheeze?

   By greazey_bob, February 10, 2016   

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9. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created Squeakquel

   By EFFRON, February 10, 2016
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10. Luke, use your porksaber.

    By Shampoodler, February 10, 2016
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11. When a dog does it it's cute, but when I eat grass and then puke and then eat my puke, my girlfriend's all like: "Who are you?! Get off of my lawn!"

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, February 11, 2016
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12. Have you ever went over to a friend’s house to eat / and the food just ain’t no good? / I mean the macaroni's bloody / the peas are teeth / and oops I

    By EricWeaver, February 10, 2016
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13. Welcome back to Battlebots and correct me if I'm wrong Skip but it looks like our next competitor is just a pile of duct tape and vibrators.

    By Shampoodler, February 10, 2016
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14. Put some Johnny Depp pep in your step! Your Alice in Wonderland one man show is very lackluster.

    By 3scompany4throomate, February 10, 2016
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15. One-liners? They're a Youngmans's game.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 13, 2016
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16. Whoop there it was, whoop there it is, and whoop there it shall ever be.

    By Pelican Dunce, February 13, 2016
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17. She may be Jenny from the Block to you, but I'll always remember playing "Hollywood Squares" and taking Jenny FOR the block.

    By Yoda Has No Genitals, February 10, 2016
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18. God rolls a botch and guns walk, geese and ducks better scurry and the lake of fire is rising to the ... heynongman

    By mnakal, February 10, 2016
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19. When I fart, I poop a little.

    By JohnnyChaCha, February 10, 2016
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20. It's hard to find a place to advertise sex toys, butt plug it in the right place and you'll be in business.

    By Issaction, February 11, 2016   

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21. In some cultures it's considered polite to belch after coitus on the dinner table.

    By Shampoodler, February 11, 2016
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22. Contrary my dear Hatson, the clues were in the evidence locker the entire time you half-witted buffoon

    By yodellingwalrus, February 11, 2016
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23. Carbon monoxide is invisible and dangerous—as is Satan!

    By TimLaushman, March 12, 2016
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24. Thanks to our sponsors, and listeners like you, this show is free–– terribly, terribly free–– but also free to create its own meaning.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, February 11, 2016
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25. Pineapple in public?! This country is going to hell in a handbasket

    By bigdogwild, February 11, 2016
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