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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Corn to the left of me, corn to the right—that's right, I'm in a cornfield composing Comedy Bang Bang catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 374 views

  2. The Icenong Man Cometh

    By IndianMarcSummers,
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    • 477 views

  3. My baby did the Hanky Panky... but now all she does is shame those unrepentant in their sins.

    By buttermetwice,
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    • 421 views

  4. Step 1: Eat meatball sandwich and sing Cat Scratch Fever but replace the words cat scratch fever with meatball sandwich. Step 2: Constantly get laid.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 348 views

  5. cuddle bean the matrix, rye?

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. There are no superficial blind people in the world, for they can never judge a book by its cover.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 429 views

  7. A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a single step...towards the gas pump to fill up your tank, and then 20 more to go grab a coffee, yr gonna need it

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 481 views

  8. Talk to the hand, girl....cuz that happens to be where my ears are, there was an unfortunate mix-up in the operating room.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 458 views

  9. Well, I'm not taking my antique flute collection to a Tijuana strip club again.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 512 views

  10. As you can tell by all the windmills and tulips, this catchphrase is Dutch as fuck.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 398 views

  11. Tetris: king of all blocks

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 386 views

  12. I am locked in the attic and can't get out. This is not a catchphrase. This is a cry for help.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 373 views

  13. Fleur de lis or secure the lease but never release the yeast

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 337 views

  14. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes, but as long as the fishes consent, who are we to judge?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 377 views

  15. I saw Gaping Anus open for Abnormally Wide Turd, that concert stunk!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 486 views

  16. I don't care if the content is available for free, I'm illegally torrenting the podcast MOTHER

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 379 views

  17. SVU is not my to-do list. SVU is not my to-do list. SVU is not my to-do list.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 399 views

  18. I'm not Chevy Chase, and you are.

    By MattyJennings,
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    • 421 views

  19. I mark my territory with yellow smelly glory. It's tangy and wet so you never forget.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 362 views

  20. Sure, I'm rich. I worked hard to not be called, Dick. You got a few bucks I can borrow?

    By MattyJennings,
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    • 321 views

  21. You don't stand a chance when I pull down my pants: they fall to pieces over my sperm, my urine and my feces

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 454 views

  22. The First Million Dicks Are The Hardest.

    By Robert_Yune,
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    • 1143 views

  23. No Blood, No Foul. No Bloodmoon, No High Noon. No Meatsmell, No Moonspell.

    By Robert_Yune,
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    • 668 views

  24. Two Girls, One Cupcake.

    By Robert_Yune,
    • 0 replies
    • 503 views

  25. hey jew, don't be afraid

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 451 views
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