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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Book 8 spoilers, Ron aggressively into CrossFit, Harry revealed as life-long racist.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. She needn't be pretty, not really a looker, but if ye want me gold, ye best find me a hooker.

    By BardeeBoodley,   
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  3. A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its pants. So let that be a lesson to all you truthies out there

    By thundarthelibrarian,
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  4. "The Duchess Of Salami Island"? Well, it's your album to title, Kanye.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Life begins at conception and ends in a West Texas hunting lodge

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  6. Dead Beat Dad Beats Dead Dad's Meat

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  7. When the surgery is finished you will be the first ever human being named Harriet to have 5 clavicle

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. Pet it, Jake - it's Vagina-town

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I like my coffee like I like my women, with a patient and understanding attitude towards adult bed-wetting.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Bananas Foster? More like Bananas Adopt! These bananas are delicious!

    By CotterDaly,
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  11. I mean, come on. I literally caught her doing yoga in a yurt. But can I call her a yogurt? "No-OO-o!"

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  12. How to program a simple reset in CBB: 10 Print "Heynong man!" / 20 goto 10 / RUN

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  13. Aristophanes was right.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  14. "Cut yourself some slack" would be my go-to joke if I were a hangman.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are hurdling towards the earth at 125 miles an hour with some weirdo strapped to your back.

    By thundarthelibrarian,
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  16. I have less debt than Kanye West, more debt than Garry Marshall, and a bag full of jelly beans. It's a great day.

    By angryrose,   
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  17. DVR'd Batman is the taped crusader.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. lamedrop your way into the complicated folds of your dream lovers life the easy way - with incredulous pseudo intellectualisement

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Cumfucious spray:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Not using the title as the subject ftw.

    By JonHendle,   
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  21. MISSISSIPPI Catch Phrase (how to learn spelling in elementary)

    By JordanDavis,   
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  22. No ninos en la canasta!

    By crazy_carl,
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  23. Knock three times on the ceiling if you love me. Let me make you a drink if the answer is no.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  24. Mummy, daddy, Jeff the Slave, I have something to declare. I am seceding from the continental United States!

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. If Philip Seymour Hoffman were reincarnated, would he in fact come back as a refill? (Re-Phil)

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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