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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I screamed "Iced Cream" when I awoke from my wet dream that I had unknowingly redeemed.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  2. Search far and wide, said Urkel, but there is no word that rhymes with 'purple'.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 530 views

  3. I I captain. You misspelled skiing.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. You are the grout in the tiled shower of my cheap-ass life motel. Sorry about the pee.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  5. Dumbledore, Pourfavor, please fetch a bucket of tramp stamps.

    By liver_shot,
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  6. It is with a heavy heart that I tell you Mr. Johnson, that your Uncle Dwayne has hit rock bottom.

    By liver_shot,
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  7. Vhen it comes to alcoholic Germans, you are ze liver-worst.

    By liver_shot,
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  8. They say a man is only as good as his tools. Lucky for you, my lavalamp is cold and my watch fell off.

    By ColeBush,
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  9. Spankings are the lowest of the low fives

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. With all due respect Reverend, I'm a little less concerned about Pontius Pilate than I am about our unconscious pilot

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Dumberto Eco, this guy: with the convoluted conspiracies

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. The dogs may dog you and the hounds hound you, but the cats will never cat you; thus is the promise of the cats

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Hold my hand and let's pretend that I didn't just pay you, that you're a legitimate lover, and moreover you're a friend.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Wiggle it like grandma taught you

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Hand me that waffle iron, please. My waffle shirt is very wrinkly.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  16. Tonight on a special Rizzoli & Isles, women cops do stuff.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday, is just the Bizarro Garfield. He hates lasagna!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  18. Time to nut up or nut down. It's the choice of the listener.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. Jarvis, initiate turd ejection protocol.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. If I had a nickel for every time I thought I booked couch instead of coach I'd have enough to fly private

    By Roobstickles,
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  21. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... Sprinkle Some Paprika on My Chicken Too!

    By LaurenPredki,
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  22. Let's be honest: ALL baking is erotic baking. Which is why I'm banned from so many bakeries.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. Happy hump-life to all our struggling Buddhist listeners, maybe next time!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 436 views

  24. Please, call me Adolf. "Mr. Hitler" was my father's name

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your panda speaking.

    By Doctor Milker,
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