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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 931 pages of catch phrases justp ick one ffs and save us from this hellscape welcome to comedy bang bang

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  2. 99 bottles of absinthe on the wall, 99 bottles of absinthe. Take one down, pass it around- holy shit there are snakes on that wall

    By Lytherenth,   
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  3. 99 bottles of beer on the wall... On the wall?! What kind of full blown psycho hangs 99 bottles of beer on the wall?! I'll take one from the frigde, thank you.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  4. 99 cobs of corn on the wall/99 cobs of corn/Take one down, shove it up your butt/98 cobs of corn on the wall

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. 99 out of every 100 doctors agree: Injecting chocolate straight in your thighs makes zero sense whatsoever.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. 99% of good boyes are just waiting for your essence to ebb long enough for them to hamstring and then eat you, arsehole first

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. A tree grows in Brooklyn, and the hipsters won’t shut up about it

    By IDontCare4This,
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  8. a "scarecrow", in scare quotes, is just a guy, hung up by two sticks.

    By voichicoski,
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  9. A 2017 study from Harvard found that across standardized testing 12% of answers were A’s, 9% of answers were B’s, 4% of answers were C’s and 75% of answers were D’s nuts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. A 3 dimensional rectangle is called a rectangular prism.

    By Penis F. Tompkins,
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  11. A B C D E F G H I J K suck a pair of deez.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. A baby dressed like a ghost is a booby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. A baby gave me a high five the other day. That kid is gonna be SO COOL when he's born

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. A baby in the sheets but a queef in the streets makes a difficult sorbet sundae.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. A baby, carrot, in my shorts. A baby, rabbit, came to court. Had himself a pleasant nibble - now when I pee I mostly dribble.

    By HachiMachiTamagotchi,
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  16. A bad friend is someone who says one thing and does your mother

    By jimmywellington,
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  17. A bad mamma jamma? Call me when she's a GOOD mamma jamma!

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  18. A Bag that heavy is probably pretty expensive for someone to just be shitting into.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  19. A banana a day is great for anal play.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  20. A banana a day keeps the proctologist in pay.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. a band on 'All Hope'? hmmmm

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. A Bang in the context of a loving relationship is worth two in the Comedy, but Earwolf never has a headache, Melanie.

    By TerrifulAds,
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  23. A bar walks into a horse. The horsetender says “Why the long flat wooden surface?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. A barrel filled with ranch dressing and shaved possum, thankyouverymuch.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  25. A barrel of laughs would be way cheaper if they'd just let us drill for them domestically.

    By Leland_Rodriguez,   
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