New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Carpe Gleeum

   By KrangkaDelic, February 27, 2016
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2. Hey Country Time, life called. It wants its lemons back

   By Dale Cooper Black, February 27, 2016
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3. Why did the painting go to jail?

   By Dale Cooper Black, February 27, 2016
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4. When you said you had knots in your stomach, I didn't realize you meant Don Knotts

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5. We all know why we're here. So break out that boysenberry jam and get to howling!

   By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo, February 27, 2016
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6. Hit the hole, flank right, and ice cream is on your left. Thanks for shopping with us.

   By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo, February 27, 2016
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7. In Soviet Russia, phrases catch YOU

   By Dale Cooper Black, February 27, 2016
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8. FREE BIRD! FREE BIRD! Hey, who wanst this parrot?

   By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo, February 27, 2016
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9. ...annnnnnd Time! That's the end of our free vacine call in show.

   By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo, February 27, 2016
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10. Why couldn't Tango pay for his meal at the restaurant? Because it was Cash only

    By Dale Cooper Black, February 27, 2016
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11. Welcome back to Comedy Death Ray, today's guests are Ice-T and Lil' Gary, and I'm still chubby.

    By Shampoodler, February 27, 2016
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12. My baby momma could beat up your baby momma

    By thehotdogwhisperer, February 28, 2016
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13. What's up hotdogukermen?

    By catsNcons, February 28, 2016
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14. I didn't have any whole milk so I just used skim and maple syrup.

    By JaJunk, February 28, 2016
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15. Ruck be a rady torite!

    By KrangkaDelic, February 28, 2016
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16. Tater Tots are so delicious that Tater Adults are virtually nonexistent

    By JordanMaywood, February 28, 2016
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17. Monday mornings when I get to work I listen to AC/DC's 'Back in Blech.'

    By JordanMaywood, February 28, 2016
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18. I think I will eventually drop acid because I am having Acid Flashforwards...

    By JordanMaywood, February 28, 2016
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19. "Krispy Kreme" sounds like an orgasm from a burn victim.

    By JordanMaywood, February 28, 2016
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20. A bread bowl is all well and good but call me when they have a bread spoon!

    By JordanMaywood, February 28, 2016
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21. Don't get high off your own supply. Unless you are a ladder supplier and there is a cat stuck in a tree then come on buddy!

    By JordanMaywood, February 28, 2016
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22. Maxwell's silver hammers don't kill people: Maxwell kills people

    By KrangkaDelic, February 28, 2016
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23. I've heard of trumpets, but Donald Trump owning a pet?!

    By zoankkambie, February 28, 2016
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24. How's it going Hamburger?

    By zoankkambie, February 28, 2016
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25. Listen, H.G. Wells, enough with all the time machine delays...I'll expect a full report on my desk first thing in the morning...FIVE HUNDRED YEARS AG

    By Lamprey, February 28, 2016
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