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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My feelings are high as a kite! Which means that I'm feeling pretty low, since there is no goddamn wind for me to fly my new kick ass kite.

    By zoankkambie,
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  2. A market crash is coming like this country's never seen, but I'll be sitting pretty in my castle made of solid reddit gold.

    By Lamprey,
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  3. You do you new hairdo crew, you do you

    By thehotdogwhisperer,
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  4. This from your friendly neighborhood Hot Saucerman without fear smash

    By mnakal,
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  5. I ain't got time for subtlety or consider your feelings

    By AdolfoGonzalezJr.,
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  6. Truly, madly, deeply...I think your garden is savage!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. I've heard of March Madness, but March Sadness? Yes, unfortunately. 31 straight days of sobbing uncontrollably confirms it.

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. If this is just about the shorts, then you could have worn pants.

    By JaJunk,
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  9. Now, I've heard of Lewis and Clark, but LOIS and Clark?

    By gotarist,
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  10. Pakistan, Kurdistan, Afghanistan, Honk If You're Stan. That's today's Geography on the Go!

    By Lamprey,
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  11. Let's have a warm round of applause for all the dyslexics out there who tirelessly correct other people's typos without even realizing it.

    By Lamprey,
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  12. There's no point. There's just no point! And other things I've said about my penis.

    By Lamprey,
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  13. If your corduroy is in integrity, you're in integrity.

    By Local Cabal,
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  14. The avuncular carbuncular spelunker was stabbed in the jugular - oooooh snap, he dead.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  15. A dick will make you mad

    By waitingfortheflood,
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  16. I saw you sitting there alone at the empty bar and I realized I would love you if I only knew how.....now brown cow! Get it!

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. There are too many versions of Monopoly now. It feels as though they are testing my respect for the brand.

    By Kendrick The Car,
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  18. Create life and see what you have wrought. Eventually it will evolve to deny you.

    By Kendrick The Car,
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  19. Farts, tarts, and horsepoops, Cloverfield lane, Catch the magic school bus, then watch Fraiser Crane!

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But he can't so don't worry about it.

    By Local Cabal,
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  21. Curiosity killed the cat napper, the dog dozer, AND the snake snoozer. Curiosity must be STOPPED!

    By Local Cabal,
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  22. Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, "Why will no one be on my podcast?"

    By AlexSalcido,   
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  23. That salamander has no salad manners, just look at the way it gulps down those croutons.

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. heeb hop hooray - woooah - waayyyyy - woooah

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. wundertind : swipe right for ILLEGAL.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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