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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. im gonna meowth kiss you so hard

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 322 views

  2. I haven't seen the Jungle Book movie yet, but I did just finish reading the Jungle Movie book.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 394 views

  3. This weeks episode has a 1 in 6 chance to make our Best-of-Year list! Unless Nick Kroll shows up, in which case it's a shoo-in.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 468 views

  4. Dear Lord, please make our crops grow good this year. I've been nursing this dime bag for a week now. Gimme dat green bro!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  5. This one is too hot, this one is too cold, this one I dumped down my pants because i'm a naughty girl

    By jasonjasonlanelane,
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  6. Vegetarians beware! French onion soup still has beef broth

    By jasonjasonlanelane,
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    • 310 views

  7. The seven dwarves need seven step stools, I'm just a carpenter that found a niche market.

    By jasonjasonlanelane,
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    • 300 views

  8. They say the third time's the charm, but my body just rejected yet another baboon heart.

    By TwoPitcherShaun,   
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    • 278 views

  9. Votes are like opinions, some matter more than others and I don't want to know yours

    By jasonjasonlanelane,
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    • 288 views

  10. I was once 10 apricot seeds away from death.

    By coyotes are forever,
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  11. Mistake # 38: Arm wrestling your grandma for her famous banana pudding recipe

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 360 views

  12. No Gus, no glory

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 458 views

  13. kiss, and wear makeup

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 297 views

  14. chastity: everything butt

    By blister hoggin,   
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  15. She was as beautiful as she was tall; or should I say, she was the shortest girl I've ever had sex with.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  16. As much as I hate to say this, here it goes...this.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  17. A quarter! A shiny quarter for each goose delivered to the Earwolf studios. No ganders.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 651 views

  18. Much like Pat Burrell, this show is going to be out of left field!

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 560 views

  19. "I'm almost ready," said the penis inside of Tom Petty

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 465 views

  20. I once fell in love with a monkey. Thank God for evolution.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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    • 480 views

  21. I'm partial to blonde women, but I'm full-on into bald men.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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    • 493 views

  22. A teenage girl said she literally cried a river. She was committed for both psychological and geological research.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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    • 512 views

  23. What's good for the goose? ...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 456 views

  24. I'm really anal about my work, but then I am a proctologist.

    By AlexDale,   
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    • 382 views

  25. Paté is for sinners. Pass it on.

    By Reneenongman,
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    • 343 views
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