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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I toss a salad. A child is screaming out yonder. There are sirens. This is suburbia.

    By Reneenongman,
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  2. If my day off is watching Ellen DeGeneres and Hillary Clinton do charades together then call me a working stiff!

    By Reneenongman,
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    • 379 views

  3. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm still-I'm still Jenny from American Idol circa 2011-2016. Only on Fox.

    By Reneenongman,
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  4. Stop naming strippers after spices and I'll stop trying to complete The Cinnamon Challenge

    By J-Roc,
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  5. It's like a budget hairdresser in here ... More Bangs for Your Buck!

    By AlexDale,   
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  6. Now that we've found our pants, only one mystery remains: How do we get them down from that power line?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. If you think being the mayor of Duck's Bill, Manitoba is just a part-time job, think again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Happy Canine Mother's Day bitches.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Like ham and cheese, we're on a roll!

    By AlexDale,   
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  10. Jokes about Poles? Just call me Scott of the Antarctic

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. No words Scott, just make this sound ...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  12. If you can buy a gravy boat, then why can't I enlist in the Gravy Navy?

    By J-Roc,
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  13. "Well, I'm runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load..." Take it easy there, Eagles - that's the filthiest thing I've ever heard!

    By J-Roc,
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  14. Foghorn Leghorn will be joining us today, don't call the cops.

    By Ribs,
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  15. Visibility is good on the interstate, not so good for Yahoo's "Inner Space".

    By Ribs,
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  16. Carabiners are the hottest trend in tinseltown, and have we got a deal for you!

    By Ribs,
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  17. Face/Off should have had a tense standoff where both characters are threatening to cut the nose off the other's face

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  18. I came here for shirts and shoes, and I expect to be served. Judging by that sign on your door, I am shit outta luck

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Herman Munster invented a famous cheese, maybe you've heard of it, Frankendickcheese?

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. We are a Revolution. We are a Legion. We are the Future. We are the Pony Brony Show-ny Jabronies.

    By DilboSkwisgaar,
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  21. You better check yourself before you go fuck yourself.

    By The Vagina Mongoloid,
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  22. Say hello to the new boss, the same as the old boss, up to and including his actual skin (Skin suits emote power in the boardroom)

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. The fact that there's entire farms dedicated to squeezing cow boobs is blowing my mind

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Now who will starch and goffer the pleated linens?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. "I am the one who knocks on heaven's door" says Heisenberg Dylan

    By Pure Guava,
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